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Horrifically Wicked Tales - 1X04 - A Promise To The Dead

This series is created by Selena and Jay, I'm assuming Jay wrote this episode. I own nothing, except for an upcoming episode I hope I'll still be able to write!

DISCLAIMER: I swear in my reviews.  Like, a lot. A whole lot. I'm warning you, there are a lot of swears!! You've been warned! 

Alright, so, we found out that Olivia is dead. Awesome. This means that anyone -- ANYONE -- can die. This is basically a big "Fuck you!" to the potential surviving Girl/Boy. Clara is obviously in some state of shock because of said death. Ahh, I see, they're watching Olivia's body be taken away. That makes sense! 

There has been three deaths in just three nights. I remember last year Selena told me there would be a ton of deaths, well here you go people, we're getting our deaths! Then when Cohen starts smacking faces with Cass, Clara is just NOT HAVING IT! "OUR BEST FRIEND JUST DIED YOU FUCKING BITCH!!! HOW DARE YOU SMACK FACES WITH COHEN!!!" OK OK, she didn't do that... but she IS pissed off! 

As for Leo and Oscar, they're quick to defend Cassie. Too quick, IMO. Hmm, is it possible Oscar and Leo had something to do with the murder? Did Cassandra? OR, is little miss Clara acting like shes in a state of shockery when SHE ended up killing Olivia? Oh, the possibilities! 

OOOH, it looks like Clara is sharing some of my own theories! Of course, if she's the true killer, she'd definitely want to cast it off herself and onto another person. What a bitch, I fucking love it! 

Okay, can I just say I think Clara's a stupid fucking bitch? She has no fucking proof Cassie's the killer, she has no evidence, let alone circumstantial evidence, yet she attacks Cassie like she's a fucking viper protecting her baby eggs. Like seriously? And then the writers just HAPPENS to flash forward a week?! Mmhm, I'm watching you, WRITERS!!! ;) Lol okay moving on...

ONE WEEK LATER!!!

The remaining Bitchettes are getting ready for the funeral. Cassie is ringleading this little memorial thing they have going on, with Chase and Vev at her side. They basically hold their own memorial, think of the olden times, cry, light a candle and then we're flashing back...

Eight Month's Ago... 

Olivia is getting her hair done while Cassie is grilling her on what to do when someone commits acts of treason against the Bitchettes...

What do you do when a girl wears the same dress as you? Well, according to Olivia, you splash red wine on it and get your boytoy of the month to rip the dress to shreds WHILE STILL ON the said girl. 

The next "attack" is rather old school, but it still works! When someones being a creep towards you, what do you do? Just take an embarrassing photo of him and blackmail him with it! That's totes OK!! 

But of course Cassie saw right through Olivia's answers. She was quick to correct Liv on everything she did wrong. Of course Liv also slipped up and mentioned our dearly departed Bitch, Callista. Um, oops! But she was still allowed in the Bitchettes anyway. Yay, here's your broach, you fucking bitch! PARTY POPPER TIME! 

Back in the present, it looks like our friendly detective has paired up with the annoying yet totally amazing journalist, Blaire Robinson. Can I just say I hate her and love her all at the same time? We know she's gonna cause problems, we know she's most likely gonna croak due to the killer, yet I hate her but I love her... ya know? Anyway, Blaire's a bitch. I know it, you know it, Jay knows it, and Selena knows it. Blaire's a fucking bitch, she will do anything she can do further her career, do I think she cares about Windsor Academy? Fuck no!! She just wants to make the big discovery on who the killer is! 

Okay, I just sensed something. Is the Detective dude attracted to Blaire? He totally is!! I predict that he and Blaire will have sex by the time this episode is over! Anyway... We learn through Blaire's questioning of the Detective that Raven is locked up in his room because he wants to be. Doesn't he at least go to class? Or are classes cancelled and I just happened to overlook this?? 

Anyway, the whole point of this scene is that they're totally gonna have sex by the end of this episode... Blaire and the cop. 

So I'm reading the next part with Clara reading through Olivia's FB wall and she thinks about calling Tyler... Now, Ty was the character I created for the series, so now that his GF is a ding dong dead bitch, what's gonna happen with him? Will he die next?? Will he quit Rugby? Is he gonna start cutting class? What?! I need to know this!!! As I'm here wondering what's gonna happen to Tyler, Clara is over there having a flashback from 2 years ago...

TWO YEARS AGO

Clara and Liv is enjoying(or not?) an unusually hot day in England when Callie and her other Bitchettes, along with the Rugby team marches up to Raven to bully him. Callista calls him a fat whale and makes the Rugby team attack him. What fucking monsters! Anyway, Liv makes eye contact with that amazing, beautiful broach. Ooh, we can all tell she wants one!! And then to make matters better, or worse, however you wanna look at it, Liv and Tyler locks eyes with each other. Obviously, it's a romance in the making!!(Or not, since, ya know, they never had sex to begin with. Poor Tyler!!)

Speaking of Ty, we're about to enter the next scene...

PRESENT DAY - Tyler and Cohen's room

Poor Ty-Ty is a disaster. All week he's been stuck in bed, looking over pictures of our dearly departed bitch-not-really, Olivia. Cohen and David are in the room with him, but it's no use. Nothing can help Tyler now. Apparently, there's a rugby game being played today, but Tyler just ISN'T having it. His girlfriend, and let's remember, he never even had sex with, is dead so he doesn't wanna play. Understandable, right? Then lay the fuck off my Tyler, Cohen and David! God damn! 

OH MY GOD, TYLER BABY, GO OFFFFF!!! Tell those fuckers what is UP!!! He's on fucking FIRE now guys! Not literally, but ya'll know what I mean! Omg NO! NO NO NO, TYLER STOP IT!!! Omg, this poor boy! I just want to go to Windsor and comfort this poor soul!! Shit, this is good writing! Okay, moving on!

Wow, look at Lavender! She's mighty confident that she's safe from the killer just because she has a few more months to go before she can move on from Windsor?? SHE'S THE KILLER. I FUCKING KNEW IT!!! 

HO-L-Y SHIIIIIIIT! So Jon has been dragging Jules, Caleb's little brother, all around the school, right? Well, Lavender has been watching the harassment and bullying going on and she felt bad for Jules, right? She was gonna give Jon a piece of her mind WHEN CALEB GRABS HER AND SHOVES HER UP AGAINST A LOCKER?! UMMM, IS THIS CORRECT?! Why the fuck is Caleb pissed that Lavender's been watching Jules get bullied, wanted to HELP HIM OUT?? Caleb, maybe instead of telling this is Lavender, you should be telling this to JONATHAN?!?! 

AND THEN... Raven appears out of NOWHERE and shoves Caleb against the lockers! REPEATEDLY! Um WHAT THE HELL?! It's all good though, because Raven and Lavender was planning a study session. Lav helping Rave out with his school work, what a friend! AND THEN... Oh yeah, and THEN... Daniel comes out of NOWHERE and confronts Lavender and Raven! Now this is gonna be GOOD... but we're escorted to...

Police Station!

LMMFAO!!! OMG THIS SCENE IS GOLDEN! Okay, so, at first I thought this was when Blaire and the Detective dude was gonna kiss and make out, but something totally out of left field happened! Blaire CONFESSED to being able to hack into laptops! TO THE DETECTIVE! Oh my God, this is hilarious! "Let's crack this bitch!" LMFAO THIS IS AMAZING!!! I love you, Blaire!!

Leo and Logan's Dorm

Before I get into the actual scene, can I just say I ship Leo and Logan? Absolute hotties!!

Okay, so Leo is talking to his friends and he wants to help comfort Clara, but his boytoy Logan isn't having it! He wants Leo all to himself, but he's being a jealous little asshole. The secret couple talks it out, and Logan wants to take Leo to his first bar to buy him his first ever drink. Yum, that's gonna be fun!! And look at this rich little bitch getting all sorts of money?!? What the fuck, has it been confirmed WHERE he's getting all this money?!?! Do I need to go back and re-read everything again so I can understand what the fuck he's doing to get this money?? Is he selling stocks or something? Is he selling trade secrets?? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, LOGAN?!?!?! 

Anyway... in the Hallways...

Okay, can I just say I really fucking hate Oliver?? And I fucking love Oscar. I remember reading how the twins were polar opposites of each other, and oh my dear fucking God, THEY ARE!!! Oliver is such a prick, and Oscar is obviously taking a hardship over his friends' misery, but does his twin care? NO!!! He just cares that he gets to have sex with Chasity! OH MY GOOOOOOOOD OLIVER SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! You're seriously pissing me off!! Your brother is in a state of mourning SO FUCKING COMFORT HIM INSTEAD OF MAKING HIM FEEL EVEN MORE LIKE SHIT!!! Jesus fucking Christ!!! OOOH! OH OH OH, FUCK YOU OLIVER! FUCK YOU IN THE FACE!!! 

Dining Hall

Omg omg this is it! This is what I was waiting for! Okay so this is Lavender, Raven and Daniel's meeting! Oh my God, Daniel is gonna be going all out here. Raven was asleep in the bed when Dan's sister was killed, so basically Raven was an accessory to murder. Even though he was alseep. This is seriously coming from Daniel right now, I swear to God!! The meeting turns into a theory  pool, and who does Lav think the killer is? Casandra! 

I want to know something. Why does everyone think Callista slipped and fell? Because it was raining? Because it was wet on the balcony and she was drunk? Um, open your eyes, sweetie pies!! Callista was murdered and there are murders happening RIGHT NOW... It's not a coincidence!!! 

Doesn't anyone else think Daniel is going a little too far? I mean, I get it, his sister is dead. Murdered. But now he's risking a whole lot of shit to get answers. Dude, this isn't your ordinary series, MORE PEOPLE WILL DIE IN THIS SHOW, DANIEL!! DON'T TAKE DRASTIC MEASURES!!! 

Suddenly, the Mendoza's has a random ass fight in front of EVERYONE! Umm what the fuck is going on?? Was it ever confirmed that Mr. M did? Did he cheat on his wife? Because I know Dean hates his daddy with a passion, so was it cheating? Fraud? Trade Secrets?? OMG WHAT IF HE'S THE ONE PAYING LOGAN?!?! OMG WHAT IF LOGAN IS BLACKMAILING MR MENDOZA?? OMG OMG OMG!!! 

The Changing Room

Poor Dean is feeling really depressed... I think half the school is depressed. So many dead people who had so much influence over half the fucking school, so it doesn't matter who you run into, SOMEONE is hurt. Raven? He's hurt because everyone thinks he killed the victims. My baby Tyler? His girlfriend croaked so of course he's upset. Clara? Yeah, her bestie died so she's in a state of shock and mourning. The Bitchettes? Honestly, why do they even care? Well they do, so they're depressed as fuck that they're one woman short in their little group. Yikes. So many sad sad students. 

Look at David being such an amazing friend to Dean!! He cares about his friend so much, he's asking how he's feeling. So amazing! 

WHOOOOOA THIS CAME OUT OF LEFT FIELD! Apparently, Joel is kicked off the team! Basically, Joel "broke down" and accused Cohen of being a full-on Socio. Um because he is? Anyway, everyone ganged up on him, with the exception of David and my baby Tyler(for obvious reasons) but David was ready to defend Joel, unfortunately Cohen got in his way. 

OH OH OH OH THIS IS SO STUPID!! They're kicking him off the team because of some stupid comments?! OH MY GOD, GOD FORBID YOU SAY SOMETHING BAD ABOUT YOUR TEAM MATE! For fuck sake! I mean, David tried, he did. I'm kinda sad he didn't quit the team, but I know Joel told him to stay on the team, but whatever. 

Blossom Dorms

Oh my God, this is getting scary... Okay so Oscar's trying to catch some ZzZz's but someones watching him. Omg, is it the killer?? Is the killer stalking him now?! So Os pretends to be asleep, he's getting ready to attack with a clock and then...Oh, it's just Caleb? 

Okay so basically, Caleb wanted his roomie's advice on how he dealt with his stupid asshole of a brother. This lead into a discussion about how Jules is always getting bullied by the other guys, cause he wants to be popular, and Caleb doesn't want that for his brother. 

Sadly, what the whole discussion came down to was that Caleb can't do anything to save his brother, but he's gonna keep trying. AND THEN HOLY SHIT!! MR MENDOZA CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND GRABBED CALEB?! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON NOW?!?!? 

The Courtyard - 9 Months Ago

Clara and Olivia are hanging out outside while Clara is writing notes down in her little notebook of #Secrets(Just a prediction) while Olivia is checking out my baby, Tyler. Clara noticies her friend giving my Boo the look and tries to encourage her to just ask her out and do it already! But no, Olivia tells her it would be a TRAVESTY to do such a thing!! This takes proper -- PROPER -- planning!! AKA, wait for Tyler to ask Liv out. That just always works... -Not-... 

OH OH OH OH WAIT!!! THIS IS SOMETHING I WANTED TO SEE!!! IS THIS WHEN OLIVIA BECAME A BITCHETTE?? The Bitchette's walked right towards the girls, and became all nicey-nice with Clara and Olivia. Clara saw through their petty little fake shit, but Olivia? Her eyes were on that diamond bee broach and of course my Tyler-Poo's hot piece of ass! 

So the Bitchette's made their offer, but Clara ISN'T having it! Why join the HIVE and become a Bitchette? At what cost? Well, according to Olivia, she wanted that hot chunk of Broach, AND the piece of Tyler's ass that came attached with it! So what oh what will the girls do? We don't know exactly because we're taken back to...

Iris Dorms -  Clara's Room - Present Day

Clara is alseep in her bed, but wakes up to Leo in her room. Apparently, he and Oscar has been going back and forth making sure Clara is doing all right. Isn't that just so sweet? Leo gives Clara some sweet advice that she has to move on from Olivia's death, then everything turns to where Clara declares she's gonna turn Leo into a proper Brit while he's at the school. He's gonna go through all the things British people does in their time. The food, the movies, the culture, EVERYTHING! Also, this includes chick flicks. Cause, why not? 

Wolfsbane Dorms - David and Jon's Room 

CONGRATULATIONS RUGBY TEAM! They won the match, which Im a little surprised considering my Boo and Joel were both absent. I was expecting them to lose, to tickle me surprised. Also, if David wants out, then why can't he just quit? If this is going against his morals and better judgement, why the fuck is he wasting his time with the other guys on the team? And then when Dean asks about Tyler, Jonathan has the AUDACITY to tell everyone Tyler needs to learn not to mope and bitch and cry... BIIIIITCH! HIS GIRLFRIEND JUST DIED, YOU FUCKING MORON!! MY GOD, JUST GIVE HIM TIME TO MOURN! JFC!!! And then! And then David finally snapped! How dare Jonathan treat Jules the way he is! David tells Jonathan, threatens really, to put everyone in detention. OOOOH, DETENTION!! Honestly, I think Jonathan is gonna get more than a detention, if you know what I mean. If a "surviving girl", let alone a female lead, can get killed, then a guy getting killed in this series is only right around the corner!

AND THEEEN, oh my God, the embarrassment just keeps on coming. Cohen decides to make a toast/memorial speech about everyone that's died so far, and fucks everything up by being a fucking asshole. "To all the beautiful young ladies we have lost ... it's a real shame that we'll never get to fuck any of them," ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?! And then Dean just looks at Cohen, pissed, and leaves the room! GOOD! Cohen and Jonathan needs to learn their fucking places! 

Oh my God when will this end? Poor Jules speaks up on Dean leaving and then everyone gangs up on him and beats him up... Ugh, poor kid.

Police Station - One Hour Later

Basically, we're back at the Soap Opera scene(No offense, writers!) with  McKenna checking out our friendly neighborhood reporter. Basically,  Blair is doing her job, asking questions, trying to fit the pieces to the murder together, while McKenna is busy deciding whether or not he wants to grab Blaire and jump her bones right there on the fucking table. 

Everything is forced to a stop though because McKenna receives an anonymous call from the killer, and then all of a sudden, the fire department contacts the cops because the KILLER IS BURNING EV-A-DUNNNNCE! OMG!! Seriously though, this is probably just a plot to break into the station and steal the laptop. Maybe the laptop has the answer to Callista's secrets or something, I don't know. After the DNA reports, autopsy reports, etc etc comes in, McKenna wants to bring Cassie down while Blaire FINALLY gained access to the laptop! What secrets are hidden in all those files?? 

Periwinkle Dorms - Chas and Vev's  Room

While Chas and Vev are studying, Vev leans on Chas for advice. She wants to have someone to love because of everything that's been happening lately. Is this a form of foreshadowment and Vev will die next? Chas tells Vev that boys simply aren't necessary, and I agree! Besides, did any of the boys save the female victims? Or tried to? NO!!! All they need is each other, and Chas is determined to bring the fucking killer down!!

Iris Dorm - Clara's Room

Clara and Leo are busy having "chick flick night" when Cassie comes to the room and offers some box. After she realizes Leo's in the room, Cassie becomes secretive and demands she be allowed out of the room immediately. She needs to talk, but not with anyone else present. Interesting... After Leo gives Clara some advice, she rushes out of the dorm and runs towards...

Outside Iris Dorms 

Clara catches up to Cass and demands she lets Clara speak! She tries to apologize for "coming across as pushy" but Cassie ain't having it! But then, after apologies across the board, the two formed some type of alliance, but some foreshadowment within the script revealed that nothing will come out of it... and then... and then... I WAS FUCKING RIGHT! ONE OF MY THEORIES WAS CORRECT!!! Remember when I theorized that Mendoza was paying Logan?! WELL THAT'S BECAUSE HE IS!!! OMG OMG OMG I WAS RIGHT!!! 

Outside Wolfsbane Dorms

Tyler is sitting outside, looking at the stars and thinking of Olivia. While he was in complete silence, it didn't last long. Footsteps broke the silence and when Tyler looked over to see, he spotted a figure in a black hood. OMG...THE KILLER?! The figure, whoever the fuck it is, ran away from Tyler, but why? Why not attack him, unless the killer was truly targetting only girls in the Academy? Tyler finally caught his stalker, but of course they're denying to killing Olivia! Um, of course they'd deny it, they wouldn't just ADMIT that... Poor Ty-Ty. 

Tyler was SOOOO FUCKING CLOSE to seeing who his stalker was, but of course Raven and Lav just had to fucking interupt everything! Tyler is RAGED because the potential killer got away, and he wasted no time insulting Raven with the usual string of insults. After Raven and Lav leaves, Tyler is left alone and his anger gone. Now he just feels stupid and sad that he did what he did to Raven and Lav, the poor guy...

Wolfsbane Dorm - Single Bedroom

In a twist of events, we find out who Tyler almost apprehended! It was Dean Mendoza!! What was Dean doing outside? Was he watching Tyler? Was he trying to see what Logan was doing? Does he suspect his father is paying Logan at all?? 

Police Station

Blaire is looking through the laptop when she gets a phone call from McKenna. He's basically wanting a status report, but Blaire says everything seems to check out, that is until she enters Olivia's private internet history and see's she was researching the Priory! Blaire seems to be in the know of what The Priory even is. Blaire soon realizes she's being watched and needs the GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE! She grabs the laptop and her phone and gets the fuck out, hoping to head towards Windsor. As she gets to her car, her phone goes off and OMG THE KILLER IS CALLING HER!!  After a few words exchanged, the Killer jumps Blaire and proceeds to kill her with a fucking wrench! SMACK, SMACK, SMACK!!

So Blaire is dead, which makes me mad because she was starting to become my favorite character plus she and McKenna never got to have the sex that I predicted they'd have at the end of this episode. So my predictions and theories just took a fucking flying leap out the window! 

Ugh. 

Iris Dorm - Hallway

This is a short scene. Basically Clara and Leo are ending their night and Leo makes sure Clara is ok to stay in her own room alone. Clara says it's fine and they both go back into their own dorms...

Iris Dorm - Leo and Logan's Room

Logan basically attacks Leo(not really) and kisses Leo with as much passion as he can. I think this means he has so much aggression or something that he needs to get it out via sex. Logan continues to kiss Leo, telling him he's excited for the upcoming date they have planned. 

Iris Dorm - Clara's Room

Clara is pacing her room trying to decide whether she should rummage through the box Cassie had given her. Could she trust Cassie? After dumping the entire box, Clara found nothing of use except for the little box Olivia had found episodes earlier and some photograph. Clara tried to determine what was in the box, but its not like she could have opened it anyway... not unless she found another one of Callista's hidden keys. She wouldn't have time to open the box anyways because David came swooping in with a bouquet of flowers for Clara. David offers his condolences but before he could go and leave, Clara tells him she is done being the victim and she's ready to catch the killer right now! She just needs more members who will actually help them with the cause, which David shoots the Rugby players down. But it's okay, because there are plenty of other people to recruit, right?

Who wants to bet they recruit the killer, or killer(s)?

Periwinkle Dorm - Cass's Room

Cass just got out of the shower and is on the phone with Cohen, who is drunk. She's PISSED that Cohen ditched her like he did. Fuck that, no way!! After grabbing the broach and crying again, the Headmistress enters her room with McKenna. BITCH, YOU BE CAUGHT! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR THE MURDERS OF CAMERON JOHANSSON AND OLIVIA WRIGHT!!!"

Lol, just wait til he learns Blaire is dead. 

Overall, I liked this episode. It had so much emotional angst, sex, drugs, great writing...I AM UPSET THAT BLAIRE IS DEAD... but it's okay. Can't wait til the next episode!

The Sims 4 - Destroyed.

Oh The Sims.

 You had a great run.

You gave us an amazing first generation. You gave us a fantastic second generation. While your third generation fucking sucked at running on my laptop, it was a great game.

And then you released The Sims 4.

This fucking company is a fucking giant-fuck-tastic MESS! Seriously, thinking back, you could tell Ryan Vaughn didn't enjoy working at The Sims Studio when the base game came out. I don't even think Graham works at The Sims Studio anymore either. **Graham apparently still does work for Sims Studios...** My other favorite Guru, Brittany, left a long time ago too.

Here, let me show you guys what's going on in the Forums right now...

If you look closely, you can see several thread titles that really stands out. "Merged: So that 15 second video", "Disappointed and Let Down", "I'm Getting Use to the Disappointment in General"... This is NOT OK you guys! We basically turned into a community that goes to work, get paid and gives EA and The Sims Studio our money... for what? A fucking wishing well? A fucking flat screen TV for the movies? 

Here's another question I have for a lot of the people... Why aren't you seeing what's right in front of you? We are being thrown under a fucking bus with everyone from The Sims Studio running over our bodies! I'm sorry, but for everyone who actually "appreciates" the new Game Pack and Stuff Pack, you're fucking sheep.

 Right now it is fucking April 19th, 2016 and the last expansion pack that came out was Get Together on December 8th, 2015. Are you fucking kidding me?! If we were still in The Sims 3 generation, we would have gotten a fucking new expansion pack in FEBRUARY! 

Actually now that I think about it, we always got two expansions each year during The Sims 3, one in June and the other in September with Stuff Packs in Feb and maybe August(before the next Expansion after the June release)

Now we have the most fucked up Sims schedule on Earth! Why? Why is it that we had such a perfect schedule of releasing FROM THE SIMS FUCKING 1 ALL THE WAY TO THE SIMS 3 and now all of a sudden The Sims 4 release dates are fucking SCATTERED! 

Honestly, everything truly started to change after Ryan left. It's obvious he was the King of the Sims Studio and kept everything going and fresh, he kept things going, he kept EVERYONE informed whether he was suppose to or not. And Graham... Graham was always right there with him, right by Ryan's side, but after Ryan left(or maybe he got fired, who really knows?) Graham decided to slip into the cracks and join the Dark Side of EA. 

So good job, EA. You had a great run, but you completely destroyed yourselves with The Sims 4. Good luck on your future, because I will NOT be buying anymore Sims games from you for a VERY LONG FUCKING TIME!

I've said my peace.

-Katrina 

P.S. Ryan, if you ever have a chance to read this(I doubt it) please come back to the Sims Studio. We need our King back! 

Nancy Drew and Her Interactive(Plus games 1-5!)

(Psst, minor spoilers might be present in this post!! You've been warned!)

Who doesn't love a good mystery? I know I do! And when I think of mysteries I think of Nancy Drew. If you're not familiar with the name(which would honestly be a shame) Nancy Drew is a young teenage girl who loves to solve, can you guess it? Mysteries! Written by many ghost writers, but for the sake of all of them, we can call them Carolyn Keene, gives us an amazing adventure with super cool teen detective Nancy Drew! From her very first case, Secret of the Old Clock, to The Secret of Shadow Ranch, to one of my huge favorites Case of the Artful Crime, Nancy Drew is literally everywhere inspiring both female and males around the globe. 

One day almost 17 years ago(Psst, December 23rd, 1998!), an amazing PC game hit our stores shelves. Secrets Can Kill, Her Interactive's very first Nancy Drew PC point and click adventure game! This game is still one of my all time favorites(both the original and remastered alike!) and I get chills just thinking about this game. A student named Jake Rogers was pushed down a flight of stairs one day at the Paseo Del Mar High School and was killed. Nancy Drew was called by her Aunt Eloise to check out the case since the police were stumped and was immediately directed to the charming and flirtatious Daryl Gray. Nancy went on to meet three students who were her only suspects to find out just who killed Jake. Was it Connie Watson, one of the most toughest ladies at the school? Or maybe it was Hal Tanaka, the Japanese foreign exchange student? Let's not forget the number one football hunk, Hector "Hulk" Sanchez! Gathering clues and solving various puzzles, Nancy was able to figure out just who killed Jake before her own life could be taken.(And thank God she survived because this leads us to HER's next mystery...)

Have you ever wanted to go to New York City? Well pack your bags because you're going with Nancy Drew! In this case, Stay Tuned For Danger, it's up to you as Nancy Drew to figure out who is sending a famous soap opera star, Rick Arlen, disturbing death threats! Poisoned chocolates, notes with cut out magazine letters, someone even sabotaged the teleprompter! Oh and did I mention something took a hack saw and sabotaged a klieg light to fall on Rick?! Who has been doing this?! Well luck for us, we're presented with some suspects! Could it have been the Networks president Millie Strathorn? She sure likes to hang out in that prop room a lot! Or could it have been Lillian Weiss, the networks director? It could have been the networks producer, William Pappas! Or maybe it was Nancy's friend Mattie Jensen, Rick's co-star. Could she have been getting jealous of Rick and started sending Rick those nasty notes and chocolates? Well whoever it is, Nancy Drew is sure to crack this case wide open and solve the mystery!! 

*KnockKnockKnock* What was that? *Screeech* Did you hear that? *Swooosh* Where did that wind come from? 

Do you like a good haunting mystery? Well if you dive into Nancy Drew: Message In A Haunted Mansion, you can solve the case of the frightening and ghostly bumps in the night! You as Nancy Drew travels to San Francisco, California where you help a friend of Hanna Gruen renovate a house to turn it into a Bed and Breakfast! The owner of the house, Rose Green, is excited to have you on board to help with all the renovation work! But when Nancy meets Rose's friend, Abby, she learns that the mansion is haunted. By ghosts!! Has the spirit of Lizzie Applegate come back to seek her lost lover, El Diablo? Does the power of the Phoenix hold the answers to what could be hiding in the mansion? Maybe the handyman, Charles "Charlie" Murphy knows what's been going on with all these so called accidents? Or could the antique dealer, Louis Chandler, know about what's been going on and maybe even the house's history? Whatever the case may be, Nancy Drew is sure to find out who is behind all these "accidents"! 

Want to enjoy a nice winter ski vacation? Well you can and in a castle no doubt!  Nancy Drew travels to snowy Wisconsin to put her mysteries to the side and enjoy a nice cup of cocoa next to the blazing fire! But of course the vacation doesn't last for long. Nancy soon finds out that the castles historic library has been vandalized! The room is off limits according to that cranky caretaker, Dexter Egan. There's also a rumor going on that one of the other guests at the hotel, Professor Beatrice Hotchkiss, had her room robbed! Could the vandal and the robbery be linked? You also meet a fellow down to earth guest, journalist Lisa Ostrum, along with the good looking ski instructor extraordinaire, Jaques Brunais! Could one of these people be behind what happened in the library? Will the clues of Marie Antoinette hold the answers to this mystery? 

Do you like movies? Who doesn't? You as Nancy Drew can go to St. Louis, Missouri, and attend a premiere showing, Vanishing Destiny! But when Nancy's friend, Maya, goes into the dressing room of the movies star, Brady Armstrong, Nancy finds herself in a kidnapping case! Vanishing like Harry Houdini himself, Maya's life is one the line because if Nancy doesn't find her in just three days, the theater is going to be demolished! With the help of theater activist Nicholas "Nick" Falcone, Nancy works hard to stop the demolition in its tracks in order to find Maya before they're both thrown down in a blaze of glory! The police are absolutely no help, but thankfully Nancy finds a good friend in Joseph Hughes, the theater's caretaker. With his support, it's easier for Nancy to keep a strong hold and not stop until Maya is found safe and sound! Of course there are those types of suspects who are of no help unless it suits their own needs, like Simone Mueller. Could one of these suspects be behind the kidnapping? Nancy soon finds out that the kidnapper means big business when they reveal themselves through an electronic voice disguise device and sends Nancy the most creepiest messages ever! Will Nancy be able to find Maya in time? She only has three days to find her lost friend. I don't know about you, but I have high hopes Nancy Drew will solve the case before the seventy two hours is up and everything comes crumbling to the ground!

You can find these four games(Stay Tuned For Danger is sadly discontinued) plus twenty eight games directly on HER's site, http://www.herinteractive.com! Trust me, these will not disappoint you!

While you're there, make sure to check out the Amateur Sleuth Blog written by Little Jackalope! She even posts weekend puzzles you can solve every Friday!! 

Next week, I'll briefly dive into Nancy Drew's Secret of the Scarlet Hand, Ghost Dogs of Moon Lake, The Haunted Carousel, Danger on Deception Island and The Secret of Shadow Ranch!

Until then!

-K

'Yo! Get the fuck outta my way!' Shoppers Hogging the Aisles.

Okay so, I just recently went to the grocery store recently and everything was all fine and dandy. I was walking through the aisles, getting the food I wanted, my laundry pods, my coffee creamer, my soy milk, etc etc. Then I got to the fucking aisles where the fucking moron shoppers were just standing there going "Weeeeelllll, what shall I take from the shelf?" and they just fucking stand there being a complete fucking IDIOT when you want to take your fucking large cart and go on your merry fucking way!! WHY do people do this? This is the biggest public pet peeve I have and it makes me want to rip peoples faces off and shove them down their fucking throats! Get the fuck out of our way, you fucking morons!! Stick to the SIDES of the aisles and don't stand in the fucking middle doing ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING so the shoppers, who are actually fucking shopping, can take the shit we need and get the fuck out of there?! God fucking dammit... 

And it's not even the people who fucking stand in the middle of the aisles, it's also the people who stands IN FRONT of the fucking ENTRANCES to the aisles and looked in the fucking aisles to see if they need something from them. TAKE A QUICK GLANCE PEOPLE!! Don't fucking stand there with your fucking carts in the way because OMFG YOU'RE IN THE WAY OF OTHER PEOPLE!!!!

Fucking stupid fucks... 

Sorry for this rant post, I just needed to say my thing... I'm getting something really fucking cool in the mail soon so expect a really cool blog post soon!!

-K

Once In A Blue Moon

So this is going to be a blog update and not a recap...

So a little over two weeks ago Pretty Little Liars aired its mid season finale. A was revealed along with the Red Coat and Black Widow who both ended up being the same person, but a person who in my own opinion had absolutely no relevance to the Pretty Little Liars verse. While I had no problem with Big A's reveal, I did have a problem with the RC/BW reveal. No offense to Dre Davis, but Sara's character had absolutely no relevance at all until Season 6A and my favorite anonymous(no more) character was introduced in Season 3A. Looking back through the series(301-610) I guess Sara was Red Coat at least three or maybe four times? The cemetery, she may have been the Red Coat sneaking under the DiLaurentis house or it could have been CeCe... so technically Sara was Red Coat four times all in Season 6. 

Big fucking whoop. 

I feel like they could have taken care of the Red Coat/Black Widow reveal better. Like say CeCe was Red Coat(because she was) and she could have just as easily been Black Widow. There was literally nothing stopping them from making CeCe those two amazing anonymous characters! Why couldn't they just introduce Sara Harvey in 6B instead? Ugh, worst part of the finale, ever! 

Am I disappointed in the Finale? No. 

Am I disappointed in Red Coat/Black Widow's identity? Yes.

Could they have made CeCe Black Hoodie, Black Widow and Red Coat? Yes, they did 2/3 that, why not go for 3/3? 

Even though I loved the Finale and I watched it like... four times already? I'm not ready to do a recap because I know I'll have to touch bases with Sara being RC/BW and I'm not ready to dish about that just yet. 

In Other News

I recently found my all time favorite Soap Opera on YouTube!! I'm surprised it didn't get caught for copyright infringement. The Soap Opera brought so much joy to my life when I was in 7th and 8th grade that I'm happy I get to relive the amazing story lines in Harmony, Maine! I'll give you guys cookies and cupcakes if you guess which Soap I'm talking about! ;)

So I recently chose a new TV show(it's not really new...) to get hooked on during PLL's hiatus. Glee! I don't know why I thought this show was stupid in the past... I already cried almost five times and I'm still on Season 1. I love how they tackle real life problems and finds resolutions for them. And the comedy relief in the show is just hilarious!! I have certain episodes I cannot wait to get to(Glease anyone?!?!) and some episodes I know I'll just bawl over(Cory's tribute episode :( ) It's gonna be a Gleeful ride, that's for sure. 

Other than all that is above, I've started my Senior year of college and I know it's going to be stressful as fuck. Or maybe I'll have the best time of my life? Who knows. I know I can't wait to see what this year brings me. 

Until then folks...

-K

PLL 609 Last Dance RecAp

NOTE: This recap was a lot more picture heavy than I had planned... Lol.

Welcome welcome to one of the most hilarious Pretty Little Liars recaps in the fucking history of Pretty Little Liars!! Tonight we'll join the Pretty Little Liars while they have the most amazing and epic prom ever!! Without further ado, let's begin!!

We start this episode off with a Woosh-Woosh-Woosh-Woosh where all the mothers are talking to the Liars about how they can't not only go to Prom, but they can't walk across the stage and get their diploma's. As Emily cowers, "We'll have to get our diploma's by mailbox!" Spencer is crying and lashes out how she did that entire Valedictorian speech for no fucking reasons. Poor Spencer, I would have loved to hear that speech! Anyways, did anyone else think it was strange that the parents accepted Alison into the Barn Prom? Isn't Alison one of the main reasons the Pretty Little Liar's has been targeted for years? Oh well, on with the episode. Our five girls meets up at the Brew to talk about the unfairness that is the School Board. 

Aria: Yeah well, it could be worse...

Hanna: O_o.... HOW?!

Aria: I'm thinking!!!

The girls continues to talk about the psycho stalker that is Charles and when they realize Alison isn't looking too happy they change topics to what's his face, Clark Griswald or whatever. Then they walk about Rhys who they still think is Charles, blah blah blah. We all know Rhys isn't Charles, Marlene would NOT do that to us... would she?? Anyways, Lorenzo walks into the scenes and everyone eyes him cautiously. Alison cannot possibly stand sitting there looking at Lorenzo so she goes up to go to the bathroom when all of the sudden... BLING BLING, RING RING!(BTW I love Sasha's nails!!)

After DA CREDITZ ROLLED, Aria is still at The Brew with Ezra Fuckin' Fitz and Aria is trying to come in contact with Clark. Where did Clark go? Is he in hiding? Is he really working for Charles?? Could HE be Charles?? After Ezra tells Aria that it isn't her job to be contacting him, Ella Halliwell comes into the scenes with a bright smile on her face. It's revealed that Aria won first prize from the Gallery Contest and she gets to go to L.A.!!!! YAY FOR ARIA!!! Then she and Ella gets into an argument about Charlie D and Ella just gives Aria this hilarious look...

Ella: O.0... You need a sandwich.

LMFAO this is hilarious!! Then we find out Ezria will be going to Fake Prom with each other even though we all knew this was going to happen. Big whoop. Across town, Hanna meets up with Caleb who is acting extremely sketchy! Apparently Mr. Caleb's Dad(I forgot his name...) hightailed his ass out of Ravenswood and headed for New York City where he invited Caleb to spend a couple days with him. While Caleb is doing something up front, Detective Hanna comes into the scenes and snoops through his bookbag. If Caleb is going to NYC to spend time with his Daddy, then why does he have a really big and bulky laptop with him? Hmm, interesting stuff here. When Prom got brought up, Caleb brushes it away like it isn't even important which clearly saddens Hanna. Poor Hanna doesn't have a boyfriend interested in Prom. Aw well. 

Across the ways, Emily and Sara are hanging out and Emily asks Sara to prom. Big whoop. 

The next scene is really up there because Toby and Lorenzo got called in to the PD and it's revealed Lorenzo got fired!! Remember when Alison stole the keycard? YEP! That's why Lorenzo got fired!! While he and Toby's discussing this, Spencer comes up in a panic begging them to let her speak to Tanner, but Lorenzo gives Spencer a death glare and declares Tanner wants nothing to do with Spencer or the other Liars anymore!! So Lorenzo's not a cop anymore, boo hoo Lorenzo.

We're at Hanna's and she's trying to desperately get in touch with Caleb. She's pissed Caleb's lying to her most likely and when Ashley interrupts, Hanna hightails it to the porch to talk to Caleb. This is when we get some insight from Ashley Marin. After Emily tells her they're not getting dressed up or anything for prom, Ashley instills it in Emily's brain that basically since the girls have been robbed so much in their lives, they should take the Senior Prom back for themselves and have a wonderful time with each other and have a blast. Honestly, best advice ever from Ashley Marin! After Hanna comes back inside the house, she continues to call Caleb to no avail.

Now down at the DiLaurentis house, someone with a Blocked ID is trying to contact Alison. When she answers the phone, she immediately assumes it's Charles and he is not happy. Alison announces she's not going to the stupid prom, and when she begs him to talk to her, he disconnects and rushes across the window out of Alison's sights. Alison better be careful or else she'll make the wrong step... 

At the Brew, Spencer set up a meeting for her and Lorenzo. She starts to apologize for Alison and her very impulsive ways of living. Spencer tells Lorenzo that he actually gave Alison a chance, but Lorenzo says he gave her more than just that, and all that good stuff. Spencer brings up that while he has been used and abused more than once by Alison, Alison really has changed. And while Alison's afraid and desperate and all that stuff, she still needs a man like Lorenzo in her life. Awww, so sweet!! I think what's even more sweet is the fact that Spencer is defending Alison and her new characteristics. You can clearly see the character development in everyone's characters even though most of this season was A Season of Fillers, but let's put focus back on Last Dance, shall we? Lorenzo doesn't say anything more, and goes to leave the Brew with Spencer hoping she did something to make Lorison all the better.

Later that night, The Mother's are having their own little party with wine and seafood!! Pam comes into the house with more delicious food right after some thunder sounded. There are two cops she knows outside watching the house as well. After Mama Superior(Veronica) offers the other Mom's some wine, all three starts to decline, but then after a split second all three changes their minds and accepts the glasses of deliciousness! When Alison approaches the scenes, she's gleefully walking in her yellow dress and spots a Mrs. Pam Fields watching her and she gives Pam the most hilarious smile and wave while there is thunder crashing and lightning flashing. 

Suddenly we're shown a creepy mother fucking goat man mask watching Alison!! Seriously, that is one of the most creepiest masks to ever be on PLL! 

When Alison realizes the mothers aren't watching anymore, she hightails it out of the yard with the goat mask man red cape following her footsteps!!!

We FINALLY get a fucking sneak peek at what the fucking barn looks like!! Melissa redid everything to make it look really fucking nice. There's a huge TV in it, the fireplace is fucking awesome... I would love to live in that place! Hanna confronts Toby threatening that if she finds out Toby's been plotting with Caleb... which he swears he hasn't. We get more awesome footage of the decorated barn too, I am really impressed!! Outside, the Mom's are standing around with their glasses of wine while discussing what's been happening during the past six seasons of Pretty Little Liars... Lol, fucking finally. Ashley demands to know how Charles kept this whole thing a huge secret from everyone but the Liars, and Ella makes this HILARIOUS expression ever!! She adds to the fact that Jessica was in on Charles' existence as well. After Mama Superior spills on some secrets, she's shocked at herself that she did so and even spills some of her wine, and Ella hilariously asks for more secrets!! LOL!!! This is hilarious! 

In the Barn, Aria goes to check on her phone when Ezra's phone goes off and OMFG HE'S LEAVING THE COUNTRY!!! THANK GOD!!! While Aria is contemplating this new info, Emily reveals that Noel Kahn is still relevant and he brought Bridget Wu to the dance! Bridget is already so drunk on Tequila AND she put her fucking dress on backwards... FACEPALM!!! What a fucking idiot!! Aria makes a comment that Alison would totally make a comment about Bridget's dress and when Aria asks where Alison is, Emily just assumes that Alison wants to make a grand entrance to the Barn.

We're back at the school where everyone at Rosewood High is having a grand ball! I immediately noticed there were creepy red caped people serving drinks... Is that a clue?? While Alison goes off to search for her brother, she isn't aware that he's right behind her? Hm... Clark is at the school being a creepy fuck as always snapping away at pictures and shit. 

Back at the Barn, the Liars are having a judging competition on what everyone else is wearing at the prom... I have to ask... HOW are they getting this information anyways?? On Twitter? Because I cannot see anyone at that dance sending anything via their phones...? Actually I guess they created an app identical to Pinterest and are sharing their prom memories that way. Cute. Then they see a photo of Alison photobombing someones prom pictures and OMFG ALISONS AT THE PROM?! SHE'S GOING TO MEET CHARLIE D?! OMFG... Outside the Barn, the Mother's are on Daughter Watch while the storm is continuing. They're drunk off their fucking rocker's and are continuing to talk about Peter's infidelity. Mother Superior admits she can't be in her backyard anymore since that's where Charlie buried his mother and Veronica has to be tortured by that for the rest of her life. 

After Pam brings up a very important question, "Should we check up on the girls?" Ashley shakes her head and says they need to check up on Veronica instead... Oh dear, Ashley, why??? 

At the Prom, it is fucking JAMMING!!! But an interesting question needs to be brought up... how did the girls and their dates enter?? They needed a prom ticket, right? So weren't those taken away or something? Even so, looking around the prom, not a lot of people are even there. What's more, they couldn't get Brandon, Brant, or Tammin to make an appearance at the Prom. Jeez. After Aria runs into Clark Griswald, even more suspicions builds into Clark's character. Why is he at the prom? Is it really only to take pictures?? Hmm... Aria isn't sure what to believe. Can we blame her? Suddenly some fucking old ass hag of A BITCH approaches Aria and Clark demanding Clark step away from Aria and Aria needs to leave the prom voluntarily. What a fucking HAG!!!! While the Liar's and Co. are looking for Alison and Alison is looking for Charlie D, Alison gets a text message!!

While Alison is seeing so much Red and is wondering if they're Charles DiLaurentis, we're focused back on the others. When they finally catch Alison, they run towards her only to be left Alison-less who is off running in another direction.

Back with the Mothers, Veronica is drunk as FUCK and while the others are trying to get her to eat, Veronica is gleefully chuckling out nonsense. Ashley, Ella and Pam are desperately trying to get Veronica's head away from Charles by commenting on Veronica's dish tray, but Veronica ain't having it!!! 

Veronica: It isn't bad enough that this bitch tried to steal my husband, but her sicko son had to bury her in our back yard!!! 

Ashley(referring to the platter): Is... is it crystal?

Veronica: Ten feet away from my lilacs! 

Ashley: Maybe we should put on some music...?

Veronica: This deranged freak tried to frame my entire family! 

Then let's thank Pam Fields for spicing up this entire fucking anger rant by Veronica...

Pam: Maybe it wasn't Charles. I mean I know he put our daughters through hell, but I am just saying maybe we can't pin all of this on him. 

Ashley: You can't possibly be defending--

Pam: NO, NO! I'm just saying... I'm just saying... maybe somebody else buried Jessica out there....*slurrrp, slurrrp*

Veronica: Like who?!

Pam: Like her husband! 

After Veronica puts her feet down and declares she's getting answers from Kenneth DiLaurentis, Pam makes this HILARIOUS move by slurping down more wine before she went to join the other mothers!! 

Back at the Prom, the Liar's and Co. FINALLY approaches Alison!! They're trying to get some sense into Alison, but Alison's demanding they leave her the hell alone! They don't however, and follows her after she tries to escape from them. Suddenly Sara make a grand entrance... WITHOUT a fucking ticket! What the fuck is going on here?! 

We're back with the Mother's where Veronica is demanding to know where the fuck Kenneth is! Ella wants to know if Pam closed the front door, but Pam is like. "I AINT GONNA LEAVE MY FINGERPRINTS AROUND HERE!" ROFL!!! Veronica notes that Kenneth really is there because he left his scotch and glasses on the table where there's a manila envelope just waiting to be opened. Pam notices Kenneth received something from the Police and Veronica snatches is up, telling the Law to go fuck itself! YOU GO, MAMA SUPERIOR!!!! They all see a picture of Jessica, baby Alison, Jason and Charles when OMFG RHYS MATTHEWS IS IN THE HOUSE!!! OMFG!!! 

Back at the Prom, Alison is so close to entering a place for a secret rendezvous with Charles when Spencer begs Ali not to do what she's about to do! Alison drops a bomb saying that Spencer never understood her OR even liked her.... OOOH BURN!!!!  Hanna gets the shock of her life when Caleb surprises her at the prom. Awww!!! Okay so how did HE get a fuckin' ticket?! Is that one scene where Red Coat giving Charlie D the two tickets mean NOTHING?! Anyways, Caleb will only spill the beans if Hanna has one dance with him. Whatever. 

Back at the DiLaurentis home, Rhys is confused on why the Mother's are there. Pam tries to bring up an idea, but Ella and Ashley and Veronica shuts her up... LMFAO ISN'T THIS AMAZING?! We're watching the Pretty Little Mothers basically!! 

Ashley: Hanna thinks the Carissimi Group is connected to Charles...

Ella: I think we just met Charles.

Move over boys, there's a new hunk in town! Ladies and Gents, meet Alison's future husband Dominic! Does he have any connections to the Charles mystery? Or is he really a new love interest for Ali in Season 6B? Time shall tell. While Ezria is dancing, Ezra's keeping an eye out on Ali while Aria's keeping an eye out on Clark. Spencer's butthurt because Alison called her out on the hatred between the two girls. Aww poor girl. I do understand Spencer though and then Toby brings up the stupid speech for Commencement. Then we have an Emily and Sara scene. Yeah. Big whoop.

While Ezria is dancing some more, Aria confronts Ezra about his flight to L.A. but Ezra reveals he joined the Habitat for Humanity and he'll be going to Thailand to work with Nicole. Is Emily still going to Thailand too or is she going to Nicaragua? Seriously, she promised both Nicole AND Zoe... who will she choose?? 

Spencer and Toby's still talking about the speech which is about how someone can love another unconditionally whether they've been abused by them or not. Basically, Spencer tells Toby she wrote the speech about him even though they were trying to make us believe it was about Alison or something like that. While the ships are making out, Spencer notices Alison's gone!! GOMFGZ!!!!

Back with the Mother's, they're arguing over the fact that Rhys is A and Ella wants to go through more of the DiLaurentis' shit when something is happening in the basement?? Is it Kenneth? Is it A? While the Mother's are being fucking stupid and pulling one of their daughter's moves, the door fucking slams behind them and it's locked!!! OMFG!!!!! Also might I add that the DiLaurentis basement changed since Season 4? Okay moving on...

While Alison finally spots her brother and plays tag with him, Hanna demands to know why Caleb went to NYC and to tell her about the job. Apparently he's an analyst now who can stop hackers from hacking shit. And he wanted to be in NYC since that's where Hanna's going to college now and wants to support Hanna in all that good shit.

Back with the Mothers, Ashley demands to know why the door slammed and she is NOT taking the wind as an answer.  As Ella is trying to break into more shit, a fucking ceiling lamp collapses onto the ground for no mother fucking reason! So now the mothers are in a cold, dark and danky basement with a massive thunderstorm locked up and nowhere to go.... Ew. 

Alison's phone is ringing off the hook by her stalker, and he lets her know he has a close on her. She needs to use her eyes to see Charles, but she isn't playing fast enough for him. While she's looking around people are passing her, she FINALLY SEE'S CHARLIE D!!!!! OMFG!!!! 

After Charles runs off and Alison runs after him, Clark see's Alison and Charles and goes after them WHO HAS A MOTHER FUCKING GUN!!! IS CLARK A... A COP?! The Liars and Co. reaches Clark who reveals he's an undercover policeman!! Alison is walking around the little attraction that's suppose to be a forest and someone is creeping up near her! As she continues to walk, she reaches a red cape with a mirror to the side of it. When she approaches the cape and mirror, it comes crashing down and she receives another text from Charles, "Now it's just the two of us..." Omfg what is Charlie planning?! When suddenly.,..OMMFG CHARLES GRABS HER FROM BEHIND!!! ALISON KICK HIM!!! RUN AWAY! DO SOMETHING!!!! 

The group catches up and Haleb's off in the coat rooms while Aria's in the bathrooms and then Lorenzo shows up!!! Omg the whole group is in search of Charles and Alison!!!

Back at the DiLaurentis basement, Ashley tried to climb through a hole in the wall, with no luck. The mother's are feeling horrible as fuck when they realize what their daughters had been going through since Season fucking One. Yikes.

Back at Prom, Spemily finds Alison's dropped phone beside the broken mirror, and the Liar's meets up before...

Alison is seen running down the hallway, demanding to know where the fuck Charles is leading her. Finally at a dead end, Alison has to meet her fate. Turning to face Charles, they have a stare off before Alison pleads for Charles to talk to her. 

Charles finally takes off her his? balaclava and Alison finally knows who her brother and the menacing bastard who tortured her and her friends finally is. 

It's You... Oh my God.

BLACKOUT!!!

Wasn't that an amazing episode?! The Mother's were HILARIOUS, Ali was searching for her long lost brother, the Liar's were on Alison's trail, OMFG OMFG OMFG I CAN'T WAIT TIL NEXT WEEK!!! EEEEK!!!

Keep Reading for a Recap of the First 2 minutes of GAME OVER, CHARLES...

GAME OVER, CHARLES

THE FIRST TWO MINUTES OF THE EPISODE RECAP

Five Pretty Little Liars are running through Radley Sanitarium. After they get on  the roof, Alison demands that Charles does not fucking jump off the roof of the building. Police cars are all parked outside Radley looking up at the monstrous bastard that is -A. I guess for some reason A put on the Balaclava or they did that because they knew the first two minutes were gonna be released. Alison begs Charlie not to jump, and Spencer tells him that just because he finally revealed who he is, the game is NOT over yet! 

Emily: Don't do this to your sister!

Aria: You spent your whole life trying to get back to your family! It's not too late! 

Hanna: You've been such a bitch to us! But we've heard your story! We understand! 

Charles raises his arms up, ready to jump...

Liars: NO!!!!!!!

THE CREDITZ ROLLZ!

EARLIER THAT DAY

Back at the prom, Hanna is desperately trying to contact Mr. DiLaurentis when we hear the moms screaming for help down in the basement. The Liars promised Toby to stay put and Sara comes up telling them Tanner has A LOT of questions for them all. Aria tells Emily to trust Charlie D won't hurt Alison, but Charlie D DID run his car through Emily's living room... A shuffle is made an Aria spots a person in red...OMFG!!! And tells everyone they are not alone... 

BLACK OUT

END OF TWO MINUTES OF EPISODE

END OF RECAP.

Wasn't this an amazing episode you guys?! And the first two minutes of Game On, Charles OMFG!!!! I can't wait for next Tuesday!!! Leave a comment and I'll get back to you!

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