Once In A Blue Moon

So this is going to be a blog update and not a recap...

So a little over two weeks ago Pretty Little Liars aired its mid season finale. A was revealed along with the Red Coat and Black Widow who both ended up being the same person, but a person who in my own opinion had absolutely no relevance to the Pretty Little Liars verse. While I had no problem with Big A's reveal, I did have a problem with the RC/BW reveal. No offense to Dre Davis, but Sara's character had absolutely no relevance at all until Season 6A and my favorite anonymous(no more) character was introduced in Season 3A. Looking back through the series(301-610) I guess Sara was Red Coat at least three or maybe four times? The cemetery, she may have been the Red Coat sneaking under the DiLaurentis house or it could have been CeCe... so technically Sara was Red Coat four times all in Season 6. 

Big fucking whoop. 

I feel like they could have taken care of the Red Coat/Black Widow reveal better. Like say CeCe was Red Coat(because she was) and she could have just as easily been Black Widow. There was literally nothing stopping them from making CeCe those two amazing anonymous characters! Why couldn't they just introduce Sara Harvey in 6B instead? Ugh, worst part of the finale, ever! 

Am I disappointed in the Finale? No. 

Am I disappointed in Red Coat/Black Widow's identity? Yes.

Could they have made CeCe Black Hoodie, Black Widow and Red Coat? Yes, they did 2/3 that, why not go for 3/3? 

Even though I loved the Finale and I watched it like... four times already? I'm not ready to do a recap because I know I'll have to touch bases with Sara being RC/BW and I'm not ready to dish about that just yet. 

In Other News

I recently found my all time favorite Soap Opera on YouTube!! I'm surprised it didn't get caught for copyright infringement. The Soap Opera brought so much joy to my life when I was in 7th and 8th grade that I'm happy I get to relive the amazing story lines in Harmony, Maine! I'll give you guys cookies and cupcakes if you guess which Soap I'm talking about! ;)

So I recently chose a new TV show(it's not really new...) to get hooked on during PLL's hiatus. Glee! I don't know why I thought this show was stupid in the past... I already cried almost five times and I'm still on Season 1. I love how they tackle real life problems and finds resolutions for them. And the comedy relief in the show is just hilarious!! I have certain episodes I cannot wait to get to(Glease anyone?!?!) and some episodes I know I'll just bawl over(Cory's tribute episode :( ) It's gonna be a Gleeful ride, that's for sure. 

Other than all that is above, I've started my Senior year of college and I know it's going to be stressful as fuck. Or maybe I'll have the best time of my life? Who knows. I know I can't wait to see what this year brings me. 

Until then folks...

-K

PLL 609 Last Dance RecAp

NOTE: This recap was a lot more picture heavy than I had planned... Lol.

Welcome welcome to one of the most hilarious Pretty Little Liars recaps in the fucking history of Pretty Little Liars!! Tonight we'll join the Pretty Little Liars while they have the most amazing and epic prom ever!! Without further ado, let's begin!!

We start this episode off with a Woosh-Woosh-Woosh-Woosh where all the mothers are talking to the Liars about how they can't not only go to Prom, but they can't walk across the stage and get their diploma's. As Emily cowers, "We'll have to get our diploma's by mailbox!" Spencer is crying and lashes out how she did that entire Valedictorian speech for no fucking reasons. Poor Spencer, I would have loved to hear that speech! Anyways, did anyone else think it was strange that the parents accepted Alison into the Barn Prom? Isn't Alison one of the main reasons the Pretty Little Liar's has been targeted for years? Oh well, on with the episode. Our five girls meets up at the Brew to talk about the unfairness that is the School Board. 

Aria: Yeah well, it could be worse...

Hanna: O_o.... HOW?!

Aria: I'm thinking!!!

The girls continues to talk about the psycho stalker that is Charles and when they realize Alison isn't looking too happy they change topics to what's his face, Clark Griswald or whatever. Then they walk about Rhys who they still think is Charles, blah blah blah. We all know Rhys isn't Charles, Marlene would NOT do that to us... would she?? Anyways, Lorenzo walks into the scenes and everyone eyes him cautiously. Alison cannot possibly stand sitting there looking at Lorenzo so she goes up to go to the bathroom when all of the sudden... BLING BLING, RING RING!(BTW I love Sasha's nails!!)

After DA CREDITZ ROLLED, Aria is still at The Brew with Ezra Fuckin' Fitz and Aria is trying to come in contact with Clark. Where did Clark go? Is he in hiding? Is he really working for Charles?? Could HE be Charles?? After Ezra tells Aria that it isn't her job to be contacting him, Ella Halliwell comes into the scenes with a bright smile on her face. It's revealed that Aria won first prize from the Gallery Contest and she gets to go to L.A.!!!! YAY FOR ARIA!!! Then she and Ella gets into an argument about Charlie D and Ella just gives Aria this hilarious look...

Ella: O.0... You need a sandwich.

LMFAO this is hilarious!! Then we find out Ezria will be going to Fake Prom with each other even though we all knew this was going to happen. Big whoop. Across town, Hanna meets up with Caleb who is acting extremely sketchy! Apparently Mr. Caleb's Dad(I forgot his name...) hightailed his ass out of Ravenswood and headed for New York City where he invited Caleb to spend a couple days with him. While Caleb is doing something up front, Detective Hanna comes into the scenes and snoops through his bookbag. If Caleb is going to NYC to spend time with his Daddy, then why does he have a really big and bulky laptop with him? Hmm, interesting stuff here. When Prom got brought up, Caleb brushes it away like it isn't even important which clearly saddens Hanna. Poor Hanna doesn't have a boyfriend interested in Prom. Aw well. 

Across the ways, Emily and Sara are hanging out and Emily asks Sara to prom. Big whoop. 

The next scene is really up there because Toby and Lorenzo got called in to the PD and it's revealed Lorenzo got fired!! Remember when Alison stole the keycard? YEP! That's why Lorenzo got fired!! While he and Toby's discussing this, Spencer comes up in a panic begging them to let her speak to Tanner, but Lorenzo gives Spencer a death glare and declares Tanner wants nothing to do with Spencer or the other Liars anymore!! So Lorenzo's not a cop anymore, boo hoo Lorenzo.

We're at Hanna's and she's trying to desperately get in touch with Caleb. She's pissed Caleb's lying to her most likely and when Ashley interrupts, Hanna hightails it to the porch to talk to Caleb. This is when we get some insight from Ashley Marin. After Emily tells her they're not getting dressed up or anything for prom, Ashley instills it in Emily's brain that basically since the girls have been robbed so much in their lives, they should take the Senior Prom back for themselves and have a wonderful time with each other and have a blast. Honestly, best advice ever from Ashley Marin! After Hanna comes back inside the house, she continues to call Caleb to no avail.

Now down at the DiLaurentis house, someone with a Blocked ID is trying to contact Alison. When she answers the phone, she immediately assumes it's Charles and he is not happy. Alison announces she's not going to the stupid prom, and when she begs him to talk to her, he disconnects and rushes across the window out of Alison's sights. Alison better be careful or else she'll make the wrong step... 

At the Brew, Spencer set up a meeting for her and Lorenzo. She starts to apologize for Alison and her very impulsive ways of living. Spencer tells Lorenzo that he actually gave Alison a chance, but Lorenzo says he gave her more than just that, and all that good stuff. Spencer brings up that while he has been used and abused more than once by Alison, Alison really has changed. And while Alison's afraid and desperate and all that stuff, she still needs a man like Lorenzo in her life. Awww, so sweet!! I think what's even more sweet is the fact that Spencer is defending Alison and her new characteristics. You can clearly see the character development in everyone's characters even though most of this season was A Season of Fillers, but let's put focus back on Last Dance, shall we? Lorenzo doesn't say anything more, and goes to leave the Brew with Spencer hoping she did something to make Lorison all the better.

Later that night, The Mother's are having their own little party with wine and seafood!! Pam comes into the house with more delicious food right after some thunder sounded. There are two cops she knows outside watching the house as well. After Mama Superior(Veronica) offers the other Mom's some wine, all three starts to decline, but then after a split second all three changes their minds and accepts the glasses of deliciousness! When Alison approaches the scenes, she's gleefully walking in her yellow dress and spots a Mrs. Pam Fields watching her and she gives Pam the most hilarious smile and wave while there is thunder crashing and lightning flashing. 

Suddenly we're shown a creepy mother fucking goat man mask watching Alison!! Seriously, that is one of the most creepiest masks to ever be on PLL! 

When Alison realizes the mothers aren't watching anymore, she hightails it out of the yard with the goat mask man red cape following her footsteps!!!

We FINALLY get a fucking sneak peek at what the fucking barn looks like!! Melissa redid everything to make it look really fucking nice. There's a huge TV in it, the fireplace is fucking awesome... I would love to live in that place! Hanna confronts Toby threatening that if she finds out Toby's been plotting with Caleb... which he swears he hasn't. We get more awesome footage of the decorated barn too, I am really impressed!! Outside, the Mom's are standing around with their glasses of wine while discussing what's been happening during the past six seasons of Pretty Little Liars... Lol, fucking finally. Ashley demands to know how Charles kept this whole thing a huge secret from everyone but the Liars, and Ella makes this HILARIOUS expression ever!! She adds to the fact that Jessica was in on Charles' existence as well. After Mama Superior spills on some secrets, she's shocked at herself that she did so and even spills some of her wine, and Ella hilariously asks for more secrets!! LOL!!! This is hilarious! 

In the Barn, Aria goes to check on her phone when Ezra's phone goes off and OMFG HE'S LEAVING THE COUNTRY!!! THANK GOD!!! While Aria is contemplating this new info, Emily reveals that Noel Kahn is still relevant and he brought Bridget Wu to the dance! Bridget is already so drunk on Tequila AND she put her fucking dress on backwards... FACEPALM!!! What a fucking idiot!! Aria makes a comment that Alison would totally make a comment about Bridget's dress and when Aria asks where Alison is, Emily just assumes that Alison wants to make a grand entrance to the Barn.

We're back at the school where everyone at Rosewood High is having a grand ball! I immediately noticed there were creepy red caped people serving drinks... Is that a clue?? While Alison goes off to search for her brother, she isn't aware that he's right behind her? Hm... Clark is at the school being a creepy fuck as always snapping away at pictures and shit. 

Back at the Barn, the Liars are having a judging competition on what everyone else is wearing at the prom... I have to ask... HOW are they getting this information anyways?? On Twitter? Because I cannot see anyone at that dance sending anything via their phones...? Actually I guess they created an app identical to Pinterest and are sharing their prom memories that way. Cute. Then they see a photo of Alison photobombing someones prom pictures and OMFG ALISONS AT THE PROM?! SHE'S GOING TO MEET CHARLIE D?! OMFG... Outside the Barn, the Mother's are on Daughter Watch while the storm is continuing. They're drunk off their fucking rocker's and are continuing to talk about Peter's infidelity. Mother Superior admits she can't be in her backyard anymore since that's where Charlie buried his mother and Veronica has to be tortured by that for the rest of her life. 

After Pam brings up a very important question, "Should we check up on the girls?" Ashley shakes her head and says they need to check up on Veronica instead... Oh dear, Ashley, why??? 

At the Prom, it is fucking JAMMING!!! But an interesting question needs to be brought up... how did the girls and their dates enter?? They needed a prom ticket, right? So weren't those taken away or something? Even so, looking around the prom, not a lot of people are even there. What's more, they couldn't get Brandon, Brant, or Tammin to make an appearance at the Prom. Jeez. After Aria runs into Clark Griswald, even more suspicions builds into Clark's character. Why is he at the prom? Is it really only to take pictures?? Hmm... Aria isn't sure what to believe. Can we blame her? Suddenly some fucking old ass hag of A BITCH approaches Aria and Clark demanding Clark step away from Aria and Aria needs to leave the prom voluntarily. What a fucking HAG!!!! While the Liar's and Co. are looking for Alison and Alison is looking for Charlie D, Alison gets a text message!!

While Alison is seeing so much Red and is wondering if they're Charles DiLaurentis, we're focused back on the others. When they finally catch Alison, they run towards her only to be left Alison-less who is off running in another direction.

Back with the Mothers, Veronica is drunk as FUCK and while the others are trying to get her to eat, Veronica is gleefully chuckling out nonsense. Ashley, Ella and Pam are desperately trying to get Veronica's head away from Charles by commenting on Veronica's dish tray, but Veronica ain't having it!!! 

Veronica: It isn't bad enough that this bitch tried to steal my husband, but her sicko son had to bury her in our back yard!!! 

Ashley(referring to the platter): Is... is it crystal?

Veronica: Ten feet away from my lilacs! 

Ashley: Maybe we should put on some music...?

Veronica: This deranged freak tried to frame my entire family! 

Then let's thank Pam Fields for spicing up this entire fucking anger rant by Veronica...

Pam: Maybe it wasn't Charles. I mean I know he put our daughters through hell, but I am just saying maybe we can't pin all of this on him. 

Ashley: You can't possibly be defending--

Pam: NO, NO! I'm just saying... I'm just saying... maybe somebody else buried Jessica out there....*slurrrp, slurrrp*

Veronica: Like who?!

Pam: Like her husband! 

After Veronica puts her feet down and declares she's getting answers from Kenneth DiLaurentis, Pam makes this HILARIOUS move by slurping down more wine before she went to join the other mothers!! 

Back at the Prom, the Liar's and Co. FINALLY approaches Alison!! They're trying to get some sense into Alison, but Alison's demanding they leave her the hell alone! They don't however, and follows her after she tries to escape from them. Suddenly Sara make a grand entrance... WITHOUT a fucking ticket! What the fuck is going on here?! 

We're back with the Mother's where Veronica is demanding to know where the fuck Kenneth is! Ella wants to know if Pam closed the front door, but Pam is like. "I AINT GONNA LEAVE MY FINGERPRINTS AROUND HERE!" ROFL!!! Veronica notes that Kenneth really is there because he left his scotch and glasses on the table where there's a manila envelope just waiting to be opened. Pam notices Kenneth received something from the Police and Veronica snatches is up, telling the Law to go fuck itself! YOU GO, MAMA SUPERIOR!!!! They all see a picture of Jessica, baby Alison, Jason and Charles when OMFG RHYS MATTHEWS IS IN THE HOUSE!!! OMFG!!! 

Back at the Prom, Alison is so close to entering a place for a secret rendezvous with Charles when Spencer begs Ali not to do what she's about to do! Alison drops a bomb saying that Spencer never understood her OR even liked her.... OOOH BURN!!!!  Hanna gets the shock of her life when Caleb surprises her at the prom. Awww!!! Okay so how did HE get a fuckin' ticket?! Is that one scene where Red Coat giving Charlie D the two tickets mean NOTHING?! Anyways, Caleb will only spill the beans if Hanna has one dance with him. Whatever. 

Back at the DiLaurentis home, Rhys is confused on why the Mother's are there. Pam tries to bring up an idea, but Ella and Ashley and Veronica shuts her up... LMFAO ISN'T THIS AMAZING?! We're watching the Pretty Little Mothers basically!! 

Ashley: Hanna thinks the Carissimi Group is connected to Charles...

Ella: I think we just met Charles.

Move over boys, there's a new hunk in town! Ladies and Gents, meet Alison's future husband Dominic! Does he have any connections to the Charles mystery? Or is he really a new love interest for Ali in Season 6B? Time shall tell. While Ezria is dancing, Ezra's keeping an eye out on Ali while Aria's keeping an eye out on Clark. Spencer's butthurt because Alison called her out on the hatred between the two girls. Aww poor girl. I do understand Spencer though and then Toby brings up the stupid speech for Commencement. Then we have an Emily and Sara scene. Yeah. Big whoop.

While Ezria is dancing some more, Aria confronts Ezra about his flight to L.A. but Ezra reveals he joined the Habitat for Humanity and he'll be going to Thailand to work with Nicole. Is Emily still going to Thailand too or is she going to Nicaragua? Seriously, she promised both Nicole AND Zoe... who will she choose?? 

Spencer and Toby's still talking about the speech which is about how someone can love another unconditionally whether they've been abused by them or not. Basically, Spencer tells Toby she wrote the speech about him even though they were trying to make us believe it was about Alison or something like that. While the ships are making out, Spencer notices Alison's gone!! GOMFGZ!!!!

Back with the Mother's, they're arguing over the fact that Rhys is A and Ella wants to go through more of the DiLaurentis' shit when something is happening in the basement?? Is it Kenneth? Is it A? While the Mother's are being fucking stupid and pulling one of their daughter's moves, the door fucking slams behind them and it's locked!!! OMFG!!!!! Also might I add that the DiLaurentis basement changed since Season 4? Okay moving on...

While Alison finally spots her brother and plays tag with him, Hanna demands to know why Caleb went to NYC and to tell her about the job. Apparently he's an analyst now who can stop hackers from hacking shit. And he wanted to be in NYC since that's where Hanna's going to college now and wants to support Hanna in all that good shit.

Back with the Mothers, Ashley demands to know why the door slammed and she is NOT taking the wind as an answer.  As Ella is trying to break into more shit, a fucking ceiling lamp collapses onto the ground for no mother fucking reason! So now the mothers are in a cold, dark and danky basement with a massive thunderstorm locked up and nowhere to go.... Ew. 

Alison's phone is ringing off the hook by her stalker, and he lets her know he has a close on her. She needs to use her eyes to see Charles, but she isn't playing fast enough for him. While she's looking around people are passing her, she FINALLY SEE'S CHARLIE D!!!!! OMFG!!!! 

After Charles runs off and Alison runs after him, Clark see's Alison and Charles and goes after them WHO HAS A MOTHER FUCKING GUN!!! IS CLARK A... A COP?! The Liars and Co. reaches Clark who reveals he's an undercover policeman!! Alison is walking around the little attraction that's suppose to be a forest and someone is creeping up near her! As she continues to walk, she reaches a red cape with a mirror to the side of it. When she approaches the cape and mirror, it comes crashing down and she receives another text from Charles, "Now it's just the two of us..." Omfg what is Charlie planning?! When suddenly.,..OMMFG CHARLES GRABS HER FROM BEHIND!!! ALISON KICK HIM!!! RUN AWAY! DO SOMETHING!!!! 

The group catches up and Haleb's off in the coat rooms while Aria's in the bathrooms and then Lorenzo shows up!!! Omg the whole group is in search of Charles and Alison!!!

Back at the DiLaurentis basement, Ashley tried to climb through a hole in the wall, with no luck. The mother's are feeling horrible as fuck when they realize what their daughters had been going through since Season fucking One. Yikes.

Back at Prom, Spemily finds Alison's dropped phone beside the broken mirror, and the Liar's meets up before...

Alison is seen running down the hallway, demanding to know where the fuck Charles is leading her. Finally at a dead end, Alison has to meet her fate. Turning to face Charles, they have a stare off before Alison pleads for Charles to talk to her. 

Charles finally takes off her his? balaclava and Alison finally knows who her brother and the menacing bastard who tortured her and her friends finally is. 

It's You... Oh my God.

BLACKOUT!!!

Wasn't that an amazing episode?! The Mother's were HILARIOUS, Ali was searching for her long lost brother, the Liar's were on Alison's trail, OMFG OMFG OMFG I CAN'T WAIT TIL NEXT WEEK!!! EEEEK!!!

Keep Reading for a Recap of the First 2 minutes of GAME OVER, CHARLES...

GAME OVER, CHARLES

THE FIRST TWO MINUTES OF THE EPISODE RECAP

Five Pretty Little Liars are running through Radley Sanitarium. After they get on  the roof, Alison demands that Charles does not fucking jump off the roof of the building. Police cars are all parked outside Radley looking up at the monstrous bastard that is -A. I guess for some reason A put on the Balaclava or they did that because they knew the first two minutes were gonna be released. Alison begs Charlie not to jump, and Spencer tells him that just because he finally revealed who he is, the game is NOT over yet! 

Emily: Don't do this to your sister!

Aria: You spent your whole life trying to get back to your family! It's not too late! 

Hanna: You've been such a bitch to us! But we've heard your story! We understand! 

Charles raises his arms up, ready to jump...

Liars: NO!!!!!!!

THE CREDITZ ROLLZ!

EARLIER THAT DAY

Back at the prom, Hanna is desperately trying to contact Mr. DiLaurentis when we hear the moms screaming for help down in the basement. The Liars promised Toby to stay put and Sara comes up telling them Tanner has A LOT of questions for them all. Aria tells Emily to trust Charlie D won't hurt Alison, but Charlie D DID run his car through Emily's living room... A shuffle is made an Aria spots a person in red...OMFG!!! And tells everyone they are not alone... 

BLACK OUT

END OF TWO MINUTES OF EPISODE

END OF RECAP.

Wasn't this an amazing episode you guys?! And the first two minutes of Game On, Charles OMFG!!!! I can't wait for next Tuesday!!! Leave a comment and I'll get back to you!

<3

PLL 608 FrAmed Recap

I don't know about you, but I am always ready for a party! When we gather together to celebrate someones accomplishments and dreams, I don't  know, it just brings a stoic tear to my eye, In fact, I just recently attended a Senior's Art Gala, and let me tell you... actually, I will tell you all that happened. But first, we should press the rewind button and start at the very beginning...

We're shown the Liars watching a Newscast about Charles when Spencer makes sure Alison gave the video of herself, Jason and "Freddie" from last weeks episode to the cops. Spencer suggests the cops can do one of those age scanning tricks when Hanna gives us her first funny quote of the episode.

Hanna: Yeah and we get put the fist to the face...

While Spencer, Emily and Aria are consoling Alison because her brother's a mother fucking psycho, Hanna is going out of her way to insulting Charles every chance she gets. For some reason it's upsetting Alison, but it's really whatevz because... well yeah. Alison suddenly starts recalling the day she and Jason had with Charles at the arcade for his birthday. She doesn't understand how a kid who shared his birthday cake and icing with her could turn out to be so cruel and vicious and mean. As I'm re watching this scene, I can't help but kinda side with Hanna. Why is Alison giving Charles the benefit of the doubt? He did try to kill her with a rock, right? He caused Jessica to bury Alison alive because she thought her daughter was dead, right? Plus wasn't Charles the one who... 

Drugged Emily, played with a dead bitches teeth, framed Garrett for murder, shoved Aria in a box with a dead corpse, burned poor little bobble heads, shoved Jason down an elevator shaft, killed Wilden(this was CeCe, but who's to say she isn't our Surprise Guest in this episode? Hmm), shoved a dead pig in his trunk, pulled the girls out of the fire and leaving Hanna to burn to crisp(this is obviously debatable since a very special surprise guest could have done that), played with Wilden's dead corpse, dressed up in a Black Widow costume,(again this is most likely the special surprise guest in this episode)almost ran down Mona, Aria and Emily causing Emily to break her shoulder, crashed a car into Emily's living room, lured the Liar's to Ravenswood, fucked with Spencer's wedding dress with teeth, lured the Liar's to New York(okay so this was really Alison who invited them there, but whatever), shot up a cafe, shot at Alison and the other girls, observed his super powers by jumping off a building(although the grunt A made after they jumped off that building sounded female...),  bombed Toby's house, kidnapped Mona, caused the Liar's to put Ali in jail, set up an amazing firework show, framed Hanna ending her up in jail, framed Alison for Mona's murder, framed the Liar's for Mona's murder, kidnapping the Liar's, shoving them into a lifesize dollhouse forcing them to listen to a creepy electronic voice person, shoving Mona down a hole, inserting tracking chips into the Liar's necks, and is now planning... well, we'll get to that.

But seriously, if you read that all, congrats because that is literally everything A did to the Liar's since Season 3. 

Anyways, Ashley and Hanna are getting to the bottom of this Carissimi Group fund thingy that Hanna feels insulted she even got in the first place, and Ashley is confused as hell over this. Why can't Hanna just accept the scholarship money and be happy with it? It's true A could just take the money back when Hanna needs it the most... Unfortunately they don't even get to see Kenneth since he's hiding away from the press who keeps hounding him about his dead-not-so-dead son. Since Ashley doesn't want the Press to turn to them and hound them, she hightails it out of there with Hanna in tow.

Over at the Brew, Ezra is getting MEGA JEAL!!! Clark is talking to Aria asking her all sorts of questions about A and what A has done and what A might do in the future! To be honest, I totally drifted off into my own abyss while this conversation was taking place. After he leaves, Ezra makes his jealousy known and then Aria calls him out for eavesdropping and then Ezra tells her he doesn't trust anyone anymore, and then Aria defends Clark saying he's not blonde with blue eyes, and tells Ezra to chillax! So you know the invitation I placed in the beginning of the recap? Aria is holding an Art Gala but Ella doesn't want her to go because Charles is out there, and the Montgomery family is just so committed to... whatever the fuck Mike has going on. Psh, whatever. Even though...and it kills me to admit this... I liked Ezria this episode, Aria did show her totally ditzy side Ezra offered to escort Aria but Aria totally let that fly over her head and wanted to know if Tanner could send out a car for her. Oh Aria. Lol. 

Across the ways, Lorenzo and Alison are talking about A while Alison is supplying a picnic for her boyfriend. Alison's noticed that ever since the PLL's and Jason confronted Charlie D, Kenneth has been extremely closed off from the world and will only talk to Tanner about his problems. Seriously, he hasn't said a word to Alison about Charles except that Charles tried to kill her when she was just a fucking baby. Anyways the gist of this scene is that Alison made soup for Lorenzo and doesn't understand why her father's being so quiet.

The next scene involved Hanna bitching to Spencer about how she doesn't want the money and she and Spencer are trying find more information about the Carissimi Group. Hanna mistakes the meaning of college credit and when Spencer is about to correct her, Hanna gave her a good idea! Why not just break in?! It's pure fucking GENIUS!!! 

At the Montgom's, Aria is showing Tanner her photo's as a way to let her attend the Art Gala. I'm watching this scene and it's really fucking twisted and not in the creepy twisted sort of way. Tanner is giving Ella all this confidence that Aria will be safe at the Gala while Ella is worried Charles will jump out of his hiding spot and tackle Aria to the group and drag her back to the dollhouse. But Ella is second thinking herself, making sure Aria is with the family at all times so Charles doesn't do anything... shouldn't Tanner and Aria be fighting to the brisket with Aria screaming how it's unfair and she should be able to go while Tanner is screaming back saying it's way too dangerous for a Pretty Little Liar to be going out in public without family? Just... what??? 

Next... THE FIRST MOST AMAZING SCENE OF THIS EPISODE COMES ON!!!! At first we're lead to believe we're watching the boring people set up for the Gala, but OMG IT'S A SPYING ON THEM THROUGH COMPUTERS!!! Just wait ladies and gentz because it's gonna get better! A buzzer rings and A presses a button to let the visitor into the Lair. And who just happens to join A in the two chairs while watching everyone set up for the Gala?

MOTHER. FUCKING. RED. COAT!!!!

So A ISN'T working alone! Red Coat is dawning her amazing attire with her beautiful black leather gloves. Welcome back, RC, you've been missed!

At the Montgom's, Aria and Emily are going through outfit choices for Aria's debut. We're almost shown a sneak peek of Aria's prom dress, but she totally doesn't let Emily see! No fair, Aria!! It's revealed to Aria from Emily that Vice Principal Hackersaw received complaints from parents about whether or not the Pretty Little Liars should attend their prom or not. This pisses Aria off so bad that she wants to go out and blow fire on everyone that wronged her!! Just kidding... Anyways, Aria asks Emily to prom since their both single and stuff, but Emily reveals she's ultimately in love with Whats-Her-Face from the other episode. 

Just... why?

Spencer and Hanna goes to the Carissimi Group and Hanna acts like a total bitch when she's trying to "Act like a normal human being" and she gets really fucking paranoid when she sees a mirror which she concludes it's totally a two way!! While Spencer tries to calm Hanna down and get her to shut the fuck up, Hanna is making all these stupid noises and she proceeds to throw a paper ball at Spencer when Jason DiLaurentis comes into the room. Wait... um... that's not Jason?? Is that Rhys Matthews?? 

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON???

Back with Alison and Lorenzo, it's revealed Kenneth is really cooperating with Lt. Tanner. Basically, they got a profiler to do some stuff, and Alison realizes they want to kill her brother because he's a sick and twisted fucker. Lorenzo's on medication and Alison literally looks sick to her stomach because she knows her brother's a dead man. Something is churning in Alison's head because she noticed a little something something besides the extra copy of keys Lorenzo keeps. Be careful Alison, you wouldn't wanna do something you're not suppose to. But let's be real, when has that ever stopped her?

Back at Aria's, they're continuing to talk about how Emily's falling in love with Sara Harvey... can we be real? The only reason Emily is falling hard for Sara whats-her-face is because she "looks" like Alison. Seriously Emily, just get with Zoe. Or go back to Samara. Or just stay single, good fuckin God. What's even worse is that Sara is becoming the Alex Santiago of the group. Remember when they went to Homecoming and Spencer took Alex and everyone had to keep Alex occupado? Even though the girls really sucked at doing that... but still... yeah. I dunno. I think it's stupid since we all know Aria's gonna go with Ezra, but like I said I tolerated Ezria this episode so I'll let it slide for once. 

Back at Carissimi, Jason's twin... I mean Rhys Matthews, is pretty confused why Hanna would be returning her scholarship funds to Carissimi. Obviously she doesn't want Charles fucking with her because if he allowed her to get that money then he could most likely snatch it back when she needed it the most, so it makes sense. And the girls went to the immediate conclusion that he has the DiLaurentis genes and MUST be Charles DiLaurentis!!! LE GASP IT'S JASONS TWIN!!!!!

Just kidding!

The next short scene involves Alison finishing up her Boo's laundry and finding Lorenzo's PD passkey. Uh oh, what's she planning on doing with that? Hmm, one has to wonder. 

It's party time!!! Spencer and Hanna finally makes it to the Art Gala and are surprised by how many cops Tanner issued for the night. While they avoid as many people as possible, Emily comes up and demands to know where the fuck the two girls have been. At first Spencer tries to make up some excuse, but Hanna's expression makes her crack under the pressure. And the most hilarious thing ever was when Emily mistook Rhys for Jason because "he has Jason's perfect hair and Ali's perfect chin!" according to Hanna. Over with Ezria, they're talking about Aria's photo's and how awesome her talent is and poor Aria asks Ezra to the prom but immediately backtracks when she realizes how stupid it sounds out loud cause he totally use to be her teacher and he wouldn't wanna be doing the Macarena with the other students. Then everything goes even more south when Aria finds out Ezra brought himself a date to the event, Nicole from the Habitat of Humanity! 

WAAAH WAAAH WAAAAAAAH.....

After Aria starts to talk to Clark as a way to get away from her teacher ex and his new girlfriend, we find out Clark is acting really fucking weird. Some things Aria is bringing up it going right over Clark's head and it's like he never even did those things ever before... is Clark up to something he shouldn't be?? Hmmm... Clark is the most creepiest fool ever, and Aria is legit falling for his criminalistic acts hook, line and sinker! What the hell is wrong with you, Aria?! Ugh, why can't you see this man is fooling you?! Anyways, the woman announces the show is about to begin and Aria is pumped you guys! She's ready to display her photo's for everyone, for the world to see!!! 

Are the lights ready?

Camera's ready to snap their lenses?

Well let's get ready foooooor....

What's this? Why, it looks like Charles fucked up Aria's gala! When we return to the scenes, Tanner reveals that Charles got in contact with her I guess and got pissed because of the pictures. Okay I totally understand this scene now. Basically when the Liar's were rushing the get the fuck out of the dollhouse, Charles knew Linda was on the case and after the Liar's escaped the dollhouse, Charles wanted revenge on Linda because he thinks she took the Liar's, his dolls, from him. Ahh, good ol' Charlie D! And the more Linda exposes Charles, the more he can expose her and her past to everyone in Rosewood to ruin her career! And you guys, oh my fucking God, Ella is on a RAMPAGE!! She is so fucking sick and tired of this fucking asshole running around, threatening Aria, harassing the girls, that she literally jumps on Linda Tanner and rips her a fucking new one!!!

This is Holly's best mother fucking scene in this entire fucking series! I love watching her beast her acting skills!! Ahhhh!!!

Honestly, I'm with Ella right now. I have no idea what Tanner is fucking doing. Like, how the fuck does she work? How does her head work? Does she have everything figured out already and just isn't doing shit about it? I'd be just as pissed as Ella right now if I was in this situation. 

Alison decided to take Hanna's profession and now she's snooping through the Rosewood Precinct. She's almost busted by some cops, but luckily escapes unscathed. 

Back at the Gala, police are taking Charles' pictures and placing them into the evidence hold. Emily's confused by Hanna's way of dealing since Emily and Spencer can't look at the pictures while Hanna is staring at the pictures... it's weird. The person who takes care of the cars finally appears and Spencer's happy to hightail it out of there with Hanna and Em in toe. If I was in Hanna, Spencer and Emily's situation I would definitely not be looking at an oversize picture of me naked on a fucking metal slab. But then again, that's just me. Suddenly Hanna spots Jason's twin across the fucking street!! What is Rhys doing here?! 

Back with Ali, she finally found the right room where all the #CharlieDEvidence is! As she enters, there are two boards with a ton of information on them, a list of all the dead people who died in Rosewood, pictures of Andrew Campbell, Jessica DiLaurentis, Kenneth, etc etc. Alison finds a box of stuff and on top is a baby rattle. When Alison picks it up to investigate... She's busted by Tanner.

WAAAH WAAAAH WAAAAAHHHHH

A short scene shows Spencer, Emily and Hanna having followed Rhys to a creepy old abandoned warehouse. Eww, what could this place be? I'm scared to find out... ~insert shudders here~

Back with Alison and Tanner, Tanner is grilling Alison trying to dish out a lesson, and I actually expected Alison to sit down, cross her legs, and offer a seat to Tanner. Admit it, she would totally do this exactly back in Season 3 or 4. I really do miss the old Alison DiLaurentis. I guess Alison confuses Tanner by saying the baby rattle Alison found was hers, and she has a huge set she got  from her Godparents after she was Christened. I don't know whether or not they're trying to make Alison look more guilty than she already is by breaking into the precinct. They obviously set this scene up for Alison to try to get answers about Charles, but I bet Marlene put some stupid ass clue on the boards linking something to the identity of A or whatever. Anyways, Tanner takes Lorenzo's key card and Alison leaves the room. 

This next scene was one of my favorite scenes in this episode and it's an Ezria scene. If you know me well, you know I HATE HATE HATE Ezria, but you know the scene is good if I think it's good! Okay so Aria is hanging outside the gallery when Ezra comes outside and sees her. They talk about Ezra's date-not-so-date Nicole and all that stuff and the couple are obviously jealous of each other. Aria talks about how they were drugged when A took the photo's and she shares how she desperately wanted to close her eyes and go back before A started so she could be back in Iceland, cold as hell, She describes what it was like to be in the morgue, what it felt like, her skin against the cold slab, and she confesses she still feels the cold all the time. 

Honestly, best performance by Lucy Hale. I fucking loved that scene.

While Spencer, Emily and Hanna are waiting for Rhys and stuff, OMFG CLARK APPEARS!! So Clark and Rhys knows each other? Are they partners in crime? Honestly, I hope they're a couple! I would ship Rhys and Clark so hard! 

We're back or Lornezo's and Alison sneaks back inside. They make us think she got away with it, but NOPE!!! Lorenzo busted her ass! He's really pissed Alison used him to get to the evidence of Charlie D. Was it all a plan? Did Ali care for Lorenzo at all? She made him soup, she folded his laundry all for what? To be used and tossed away. Honestly they kinda made Lorenzo act like a creepy mother fucker for a few seconds, it was weird. You know how they make everyone look mega suspicious(COUGHANDREWCOUGH) and they make you believe Lorenzo is A or Rhys is A(give me a fucking break, whoever believes this fool is A is a fucking idiot) blah blah blah you know the story. Lorenzo wishes she'd have asked him to find out this stuff, and Alison outright point blank admits that even if Lorenzo forbade it, she would have stolen the pass anyway to get what she wants. Is the old Ali D returning to our screens? Only time will tell. 

The next scene was a really awesome and refreshing scene! Ella stopped by at Ashley's and they start talking about what happened with the emails, school board and the prom and then they talk about what happened tonight at the Gala.  Ella starts to cry and she puts her foot down right there on the Marin kitchen floor! She and the other parents has to do what is right and catch his monster who's torturing their girls! No more games, no more running! A is going down! While Ella is explaining, who happens to be spying on the two mothers from outside the window? Why it's our friendly Red Coat!! 

Spencer, Emily, and Hanna goes to Aria's house where they confess that they followed Rhys to an abandoned doll factory where he met up with Clark. The Liar's thinks they're working for A or are A, whatever, and then the scene transitions to Tanner going over the footage from the gala. It shows a person who looks like Jason and Rhys swapping out photo's with the photo's from the Dollhouse. Oooh, this is getting good!!

As we end this amazing surprising episode, A is seen stocking up and packing supplies in the back of a limousine. A tuxedo from Silver Moon, various different tools, some rope, tape and twine, and six syringes! Who are the syringes for? The Game Over, Charles promo stills were released today, so I might have an idea who they're for!! Anyway, Red Coat gives A two tickets to The Enchanted Forest Rosewood prom. Will A and Red Coat be going to prom together or is the second ticket from someone else? Who is Charles? Who is Red Coat? Are Red Coat and The Black Widow the same person? Are they different? Who's the one REALLY in charge? Charles or Red Coat? The Enchanted Forest Six to Midnight Prom is just six days away, and I think we all know we can't miss a good dance.

Because let's be honest, when did any Rosewood dance end up good for the Liars?

See you soon Readers, and don't forget to dish me out a comment.

Kisses!

-K

Roadtripping With John

Okay so, yeah we went on a little road trip. John and I were bored a few days ago and decided "Hey, since Senior Year is approaching(College), why not go on a road trip?" So we did. We started up North in ChiTown and we made our way down to Charleston when we decided we were going to head back. But we did practically made it from Northern Illinois to Southern Illinois! 

I also told him that we needed to be back in time for Pretty Little Liars since 6A is getting down to the wire and in just 2 whole weeks, we'll finally know the identities of Charles, Red Coat 3(if there even is a Red Coat 3) and most important the Black Widow!! I definitely have a few guesses on who they all could be but I sadly cannot make a prediction post because some fucking fool on REDDIT spoiled the whole damn finale and I just happened to read those spoilers because I can't control myself. So no prediction post for me...lmfao.... 

My bad. 

Right now we're at Clifton headed up to to Otto and then Kankakee so we have a little ways to go until we're back home to Joliet. 

Seriously if John does anything to make us late for PLL, I'm gonna fucking shank his ass! 

We're hitting the road once again so I'm gonna end this post before it gets too bumpy and I end up getting car sick. 

Until next time!! 

-K

PLL - 606 No Stone Unturned - Recap

Hello my Readers and welcome to an all new recap!! Of course this episode was from two weeks ago which should really tell you how dreadful it was to look forward to this episode. Before I begin to dish up, this was a horrible filler episode. Sure we learned things from this episode, but it wasn't anything great... So without further ado let's do this recAp!

We're at the first scene, and I already figured out why I'm hating to recap this episode. Emily is at Spencer's house and the two girls are talking about the possibility that Leslie Stone is -A. Just give me a fucking pan to hit these girls over the fucking heads with... Honestly I should have at least liked this episode. Emily and Spencer are arguing about A and Emily brings up how they watched him/her/it/bitch jump off a building in New York. Yay for continuity! When Hanna enters the scenes, we learn she's been increasing points on her Detective Skillz. She's ready to catch Leslie Stone in the act for all her -A-ctions. 

Sing happy birthday to your dead son, Daddy D!

While the three girls are arguing(Aria is supposedly at Hollis giving Clark his negatives back) Kenneth DiLaurentis is outside getting his mail when he sees a birthday card on his windshield. And looky looky it's from his Dead Son Charles! What's got you so freaked out Daddy DiLaurentis? And poor Emily had to leave Spencer's and bike past the DiLaurentis house... she was basically pounded to the ground by Kenneth as he asked her if she saw anyone within the past hour walk past by the house. I thought he was gonna strangle her or something to be honest... Wouldn't put it past Daddy DiLaurentis. While Ken is walking away, Emily is giving him this freaked out look when...

Da Creditz Rollz!!! 

As we come back to the episode, we learn that Aria really sucks at lying who is suppose to be the best Liar out of the whole group? Ugh, I hate this bitch. Clark catches her red handed for stealing his negatives. Bad Aria! Even after he catches her, he's STILL trying hard to get into Aria's pants, but he swears it's only for a bagel... yeah fucking right, Clark. 

"Hi, I'm Leslie Stone, and I'm going to kill you, you fucking bitch!"

It looks like Hanna is doing more detective work. We came in at the last of the conversation, but it's obvious she's looking up for information on Leslie Stone. Is Leslie up to something? Sure she's just a Red Herring so she's not A, but that doesn't mean she's up to some trickery tricks up her sleeves. But thanks to the text Hanna is sending to Emily, we learn Leslie is a Science T.A. and get this: She works in a lab!! Could she be using the Art of Science to torture and take down the Liar's for only God knows what reason? Hmm... We're interrupted however with Ashley and Caleb coming into the scenes Just when Ashley wants to make breakfast, Hanna announces she's hightailing it the fuck out of there. I can still understand since Caleb is still being clingy, but he does make a comment about a lump in the back of Hanna's neck. Oooh, I wonder what it could be...*COUGHTRACKCHIPCOUGH* 

Ahem, excuse me so that I can clear the sabotage out of my throat. 

Now if anyone knows me really well, it's that I hate Sara Harvey. I can't stand this bitch because I actually think she could be someone else(Bethany Young!) and she has no purpose of the show... of course this is proven false in the next episode, but I don't give a fuck, Sara still annoys the fuck out of me. She got a job with Caleb doing only God knows what. Whatever, I'm skipping this scene. Seriously, it sucks. 

Over at the Hasting's, Spencer is getting ready for the day when Dean comes a knockin' on her door. Oh great, what's he got up up his druggie sleeves? Well apparently he brought a book over for Spencer because it'll help with her stupid drug addiction story line. Seriously, I hate this story line and I wish we could see some new materials. We also learn Spencer hasn't been sleeping still which is apparent since she's paranoid as fuck about catching Leslie in the act for a crime she's most likely never committed. Seriously, it makes me wonder why everyone keeps listening to her. She was wrong about Ezra(Sadly!!) and she was wrong about Andrew, although I'll give her the Benefit of the Doubt since Aria was the one who pushed that accusation, and now Spencer's most likely wrong about Leslie Stone, which poor Hanna is stuck in the middle of this time. Also Dean brought Spencer brownies. The ones without the drugs in them. So sad. Then we learn Veronica and Melissa are still are still trying to get Spencer into colleges in London. Yippy. Spencer's also upset because she has to give this fake ass speech, which she knows will be fake, but she's doing to make her Mommy and Sister happy. Ugh! Although Dean did give Spencer some really good advice: She can just say no. Buuut hasn't Spencer said this a million times in the past? Is it going to make a difference if she says no or not?? It's debatable! 

Across town, Hanna is still up to her Detective tricks and is stalking the fuck out of Leslie Stone. She is giving Spencer a hard time about not showing up when Leslie is busy getting delicious scrumptious sushi, Yum, I want sushi!!

Then we're graced with a Sara Harvey scene. Please excuse me while I go organize my computer folders while this scene plays out. 

Show him the cleavage, girl!!

Back at the delicious sushi restaurant, Hanna begins to act out her own little skit, Trying to get the deets on Leslie, Hanna is going all out trying to get access to the car! I mean look at her showing off her cleavage to the dude! Score for Hanna Marin, you make me proud!! While the pervy dude totally falls for her tricks, Hanna receives a phone call from Spencer who totally blasts her for stealing Leslie's car! But it's not really stealing, it's borrowing! That's such a powerful word, no? Hanna doesn't let anything get in between her and her investigations!! It's even more hilarious when Hanna yells at Spencer threatening her not to get preachy with her and called her "Puff n Stuff" LMFAO! 

At the Brew, we're introduced to a new chick to worked with Emily at Haiti with Zoe. First of all, where IS Zoe?! I miss having Rumer Willis grace our screens!! She was so amazing on DWTS!! Okay back on track, New Girl has been in India for eight months so she has no idea what's been going on with Emily. Doesn't she get the news on the radio or something?? Aye.

Aria and Emily decided to go a little investigating of their own so the girls went back to the junkyard where Clark got that picture of A with boobs. Out of the ocean blue, Aria spots the creepy fucker known as Clark who practically shoves Emily out of the scenes so Clark and Aria could be alone. Just, ew. What is the point of Clark?! Is he Andrew 2.0 who just wants to be a hero and get his name out there for solving Aria's A mystery?! Ugh! 

We all know Spence wanted a pair to go back to her pre Season 1 attire

Back with Spencer and Hanna, they're looking through every INCH of Leslie's car! This whole conversation they're having is really chuckle worthy because Spencer's having her own conversation about Caleb while Hanna is having her own conversation about Leslie and the they'll answer each other briefly before going back to what they were talking about themselves. Aye yi yi these girls. When Spencer goes to call Caleb about making a copy of the Pass Key Leslie has, Hanna makes an important discovery! Leslie's glasses are FAKE FAKE FAKE!!! No prescription in them! Why does Leslie have pairs of Grandma Glasses, as Hanna puts them, and publicly wears them?? Just... ew! It was funny though because Hanna came to the realization that she needed glasses just because the fake pairs made her see things better... LMFAO! 

When they decide to look at the back of the Leslie's car, they find... OMFG HUMAN SIZED ANIMAL CAGES!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS LESLIE PLANNING?!?!?! 

I'm gonna get you, Bitch! Kisses, -A

Back at the Junkyard, Aria is looking around for clues to the whereabouts of -A. It's creepy because I'm pretty sure A is there, and she's watching Aria from a creepy two way circus mirror. Eww! She finds this doll that's totally out of place and snatches it up like it's a Ezraturkey Sandwich. I have no idea what made her turn the doll around, but we finally get to see the finishing product from one of A's ending episode scenes! Isn't the pretty folks?! I think it'll be the next Malibu Barbie!! 

Back at the Brew, Emily spots her Bestie from Haiti, Nicole. OMG THE BESTIES ARE REUNITED!!! You see, Nicole made a special detour because she became a Team Leader and wants Emily to join her as she develops something in... THAILAND!!! OMG EMILY IS GOING TO THAILAND!!! At first Emily looks like she's gun ho for the idea until she remembers a small little detail. Oh how could she just pick up and leave her precious fucking Sara Harvey behind?! Ohhh boooo hoooo!!!! Something I've noticed from Emily's girlfriends coming to Rosewood to visit her... Nicole and Zoe both commented on the fact that Emily was a fucking mess getting off the plane, but as the trip went on and Emily built the homes, she became a better person. Could this be what Marlene said by one of the Liar's not going to college? Is it only a Summer trip or is Emily going to realize it's a life long dream and ditch college to build houses? Hmm, who knows? Suddenly Emily flips a switch and she's ready!! She's going to go to Thailand to build more houses! But then she drops a question which I feel totally wasted recapping this scene: She wants to being a friend. Gee, I wonder who that's gonna be... UGH!

There's a scene with Spencer and Sara, and I know I hate talking about Sara's scenes, but Spencer shares that her Mom is being a bitch by making her talk about everything that happened in the dollhouse to the school, and Sara lightly reveals if she had a choice to either stay above ground or go back to the dollhouse, she'd go to the dollhouse... although she didn't really say those words... I dunno.

There's a scene at the Brew where Caleb is looking around and picks up a book titled When Love Grows TOXIC and I immediately thought that was a shout out to one of the Pretty Little Liar books Toxic and then Ashley Marin comes into the scenes. The two talks about how the true Hanna is still somewhere down inside of her, and I guess it was a good thing Hanna left the freezer open the night before because when Hanna laughed about it, Ashley saw the real Hanna or something? Then we learned after her parents broke up, Hanna would watch movies and laugh at all the sad parts while sobbing at the funny parts... well, we all cope different ways I guess. 

A scene with Aria and Emily talking on the phone gives Aria kudos for asking the million dollar question of "How Does A Always Know Where We Are?!" Hmm, I have a few guesses, Aria. Anyways, Ezra decided to stop by to deliver Aria her photo contest application where Ezra decided to lie and write a totally false recommendation for Aria. Good one, Ezra. ~Insert Katrina's Eye Roll Here~ Then when Ezra caught a glimpse of A's new threat, he totally flips and then Aria comes up with some lie saying she did it herself for her photo's blah blah blah, whatever. Does Ezra believe it? Probably. He is a fucking idiot after all. 

I'm laughing at this next scene because Dean becomes really obsessive and clingy to Spencer. Oh boo hoo Spencer didn't attend the meeting today, waaah wah wahh!! Dean thought Spencer might have died or something, and she's even giving him a look, but doesn't accuse him of being a creepy ass obsessive freak. He's hot and all, but seriously Dean, you need to chill. Then he decides to stop seeing Spencer because she brings out hormonal fits in Dean because he wants to just grab her and kiss her til the sun comes up, but since her fucking dickface boyfriend Off-A-Suh Tobias is lurking around, Dean has to control his sexual urges. Then they tease us by almost kissing, but Dean chickens out and gets back in his car to hightail it out of there. 

Honestly, even though Dean is being obsessive and clingy, I would still rather he be with Spencer and not Toby. Cause really, Toby's been pissing me the fuck off lately, although the next episode after this really brought tears of joy to my eyes!!!

At the Marin house, Hanna finds out Ashley made Caleb a key and she gets pissed off, but then Caleb practically tells her to shut the fuck up and then they start to smack faces with each other. Awww, Haleb is coming back!! YAY HALEB!!!

Miley Cyrus Wanna Be got "run down" by a car... PFFT!

The next scene is quite hilarious because Emily finds Bethany Young... I mean Sara Harvey... in a bloody fucking mess! Apparently someone ran Sara Harvey over because they were probably a pissed off PLL fan who got sick and tired of the Miley Cyrus wanna be bitch and ran her ass down. Oh but the car mirror just smacks into her elbow...? And the car just HAPPENS to be the car belonging to Leslie Stone? Give me a fucking break, ugh! Emily tells Sara she's gonna lift her off her feet and take her to Thailand, which Sara thinks she's being fucking delusional(you're not the only one, Sara) and that her mom wouldn't allow her to leave the country(if she even has a mother...)

BEEP BEEEP, I'm gonna get you, Hanna! Kisses, -A

With twelve minutes left of this episode, we're taken to the Science Lab of Leslie Stone. While the girls are looking for clues to who Leslie built the underground Dollhouse, the girls are making stupid and pointless chit chat. Oh goody, Ezra stopped by at Aria's. While Sparia is having a conversation, Hanna comes to the creepy realization that she's making shit beep now. While Spencer is slowly realizing what the fuck is up, Hanna deliver's a HILARIOUS quote to the episode,

Hanna: Wait why am I beeping!? I haven't even stolen anything, yet!

LMFAO I love her lines!! And I love how she added the "yet" indicating she really is going to steal something from this place. I love her!! 

What I love about this episode(yeah I know it's ironic considering I dreaded doing this recap) is that the girls keeps bringing up everything A has done in the past. Jumping off of buildings, sicked snakes on Spencer, sicked a horse on whoever went to the ranch... Was that Hanna and Spencer? Or someone? I forgot. And more and more things. The girls increase their search in order to take down Leslie Stone for good. 

Back at the Brew, Emily cries and whines to Nicole saying she just can't leave Sara behind. Give me a mother fucking break, Emily! How do you know Sara's life at home really sucks?! Did you talk to her mother?! Did she give you all the answers?! Basically this scene is just a way to make Emily relevant without even being relevant. All because they decided to shove Sara Harvey in our fucking faces, Emily has to suffer and not join her real friends in the search for A. Speaking of real friends, can Clair, Avery, and Tina PLEASE come back to Rosewood?! Even though... Claire does... but STILL! UGH!!! I can't stand this Sara bitch!!!

Back at the labs, there are a lot of animals in cages. Hanna is looking around at the horror that is in front of her. Suddenly Hanna pulls a stupid by releasing a ton of animals loose from their cages, including a fucking RACCOON! I fucking HATE those things, and Hanna lets one out?! Spencer catches her, but it's too late because the Raccoon walks out of its cage and almost eats Aria alive who had no idea it was released! While Spencer is using Hanna's Cheetos(which are her dinner) to get the Coon back in its cage, a fucking RAT hops onto Aria's shoulder and I have to give it to Lucy Hale for actually allowing such a thing to climb onto her shoulder! EWWW! After the lights goes out and everything thinks they're busted for breaking in... Mona comes into the scenes!! OMG IT'S MONA!! Who wasn't in the entire episode until just now. Huh. 

The three Liar's are confronting Mona with all of Leslie's lies when it's learned that even though Leslie knew Bethany Young, she's never heard of Charles DiLaurentis. And Charles and Bethany escaped Radley on the same night. So Charles was in Radley when Bethany was in Radley on the night of Alison's disappearance even though it was revealed Charles died in Radley when he was fifteen. Wow, so confusing... But of course this was answered immediately after because Charles really was dead, right? Showing the medication files to Mona, she reveals it was sham! The medication they had Charles on would never allow him to donate his liver. Suddenly the cops shows up and almost busts the Liars and Hanna comes face to face with a rat... both Ew and LOL all at the same time... haha. 

Daddy D is gonna find his Dead Not So Dead Son!

Apparently Kenneth is trying to track down any doctor who had anything to do with his dead son Charles. Poor Kenneth is now being haunted by the fact Charles is back from the dead and is out to kill Alison once and for all. If I were you, Daddy D, I would get the fuck out of there before Charles kills you and Ali and Jason. 

At Emily's, Hanna is getting her up to date on Charles and the chips. It's finally revealed(not that it wasn't obvious or anything) that Leslie was just a red herring and Charles is alive and out to kill everyone in Rosewood. Come out, come out wherever you are, Charlie D. 

Spencer attends an AA meeting where Dean is clearly absent. Where are you Dean? Still being an obsessive and clingy little creep? 

Aria goes to the Brew only to see Ezra laughing and getting along with Emily's Bestie Nicole. Is Ezra finally moving on away from Aria? Will Ezria get back together for the trillionth time in the PLL timeline or is Aria gonna get in the first mans bed she sees? It wouldn't be the first time... 

Then Emily comes home and searches for a chip in Sara's neck, but then they kiss which wasn't obvious at all or anything... Ugh, why can't Emily be with a decent chick that isn't Sara or Maya or Paige? God damn... 

Then Kenneth is seen at Carols digging up his Not So Dead sons grave. The card he got from Charles is finally revealed and it's clear Charles is out for pure blood. Get your party hats and favors, Readers, because I predict this birthday party is going to be a bloodbath. 

Don't forget to comment and I'll be sure to dish out the recap for O Brother, Where Art Though!

Kisses!

-K