PLL 608 FrAmed Recap

I don't know about you, but I am always ready for a party! When we gather together to celebrate someones accomplishments and dreams, I don't  know, it just brings a stoic tear to my eye, In fact, I just recently attended a Senior's Art Gala, and let me tell you... actually, I will tell you all that happened. But first, we should press the rewind button and start at the very beginning...

We're shown the Liars watching a Newscast about Charles when Spencer makes sure Alison gave the video of herself, Jason and "Freddie" from last weeks episode to the cops. Spencer suggests the cops can do one of those age scanning tricks when Hanna gives us her first funny quote of the episode.

Hanna: Yeah and we get put the fist to the face...

While Spencer, Emily and Aria are consoling Alison because her brother's a mother fucking psycho, Hanna is going out of her way to insulting Charles every chance she gets. For some reason it's upsetting Alison, but it's really whatevz because... well yeah. Alison suddenly starts recalling the day she and Jason had with Charles at the arcade for his birthday. She doesn't understand how a kid who shared his birthday cake and icing with her could turn out to be so cruel and vicious and mean. As I'm re watching this scene, I can't help but kinda side with Hanna. Why is Alison giving Charles the benefit of the doubt? He did try to kill her with a rock, right? He caused Jessica to bury Alison alive because she thought her daughter was dead, right? Plus wasn't Charles the one who... 

Drugged Emily, played with a dead bitches teeth, framed Garrett for murder, shoved Aria in a box with a dead corpse, burned poor little bobble heads, shoved Jason down an elevator shaft, killed Wilden(this was CeCe, but who's to say she isn't our Surprise Guest in this episode? Hmm), shoved a dead pig in his trunk, pulled the girls out of the fire and leaving Hanna to burn to crisp(this is obviously debatable since a very special surprise guest could have done that), played with Wilden's dead corpse, dressed up in a Black Widow costume,(again this is most likely the special surprise guest in this episode)almost ran down Mona, Aria and Emily causing Emily to break her shoulder, crashed a car into Emily's living room, lured the Liar's to Ravenswood, fucked with Spencer's wedding dress with teeth, lured the Liar's to New York(okay so this was really Alison who invited them there, but whatever), shot up a cafe, shot at Alison and the other girls, observed his super powers by jumping off a building(although the grunt A made after they jumped off that building sounded female...),  bombed Toby's house, kidnapped Mona, caused the Liar's to put Ali in jail, set up an amazing firework show, framed Hanna ending her up in jail, framed Alison for Mona's murder, framed the Liar's for Mona's murder, kidnapping the Liar's, shoving them into a lifesize dollhouse forcing them to listen to a creepy electronic voice person, shoving Mona down a hole, inserting tracking chips into the Liar's necks, and is now planning... well, we'll get to that.

But seriously, if you read that all, congrats because that is literally everything A did to the Liar's since Season 3. 

Anyways, Ashley and Hanna are getting to the bottom of this Carissimi Group fund thingy that Hanna feels insulted she even got in the first place, and Ashley is confused as hell over this. Why can't Hanna just accept the scholarship money and be happy with it? It's true A could just take the money back when Hanna needs it the most... Unfortunately they don't even get to see Kenneth since he's hiding away from the press who keeps hounding him about his dead-not-so-dead son. Since Ashley doesn't want the Press to turn to them and hound them, she hightails it out of there with Hanna in tow.

Over at the Brew, Ezra is getting MEGA JEAL!!! Clark is talking to Aria asking her all sorts of questions about A and what A has done and what A might do in the future! To be honest, I totally drifted off into my own abyss while this conversation was taking place. After he leaves, Ezra makes his jealousy known and then Aria calls him out for eavesdropping and then Ezra tells her he doesn't trust anyone anymore, and then Aria defends Clark saying he's not blonde with blue eyes, and tells Ezra to chillax! So you know the invitation I placed in the beginning of the recap? Aria is holding an Art Gala but Ella doesn't want her to go because Charles is out there, and the Montgomery family is just so committed to... whatever the fuck Mike has going on. Psh, whatever. Even though...and it kills me to admit this... I liked Ezria this episode, Aria did show her totally ditzy side Ezra offered to escort Aria but Aria totally let that fly over her head and wanted to know if Tanner could send out a car for her. Oh Aria. Lol. 

Across the ways, Lorenzo and Alison are talking about A while Alison is supplying a picnic for her boyfriend. Alison's noticed that ever since the PLL's and Jason confronted Charlie D, Kenneth has been extremely closed off from the world and will only talk to Tanner about his problems. Seriously, he hasn't said a word to Alison about Charles except that Charles tried to kill her when she was just a fucking baby. Anyways the gist of this scene is that Alison made soup for Lorenzo and doesn't understand why her father's being so quiet.

The next scene involved Hanna bitching to Spencer about how she doesn't want the money and she and Spencer are trying find more information about the Carissimi Group. Hanna mistakes the meaning of college credit and when Spencer is about to correct her, Hanna gave her a good idea! Why not just break in?! It's pure fucking GENIUS!!! 

At the Montgom's, Aria is showing Tanner her photo's as a way to let her attend the Art Gala. I'm watching this scene and it's really fucking twisted and not in the creepy twisted sort of way. Tanner is giving Ella all this confidence that Aria will be safe at the Gala while Ella is worried Charles will jump out of his hiding spot and tackle Aria to the group and drag her back to the dollhouse. But Ella is second thinking herself, making sure Aria is with the family at all times so Charles doesn't do anything... shouldn't Tanner and Aria be fighting to the brisket with Aria screaming how it's unfair and she should be able to go while Tanner is screaming back saying it's way too dangerous for a Pretty Little Liar to be going out in public without family? Just... what??? 

Next... THE FIRST MOST AMAZING SCENE OF THIS EPISODE COMES ON!!!! At first we're lead to believe we're watching the boring people set up for the Gala, but OMG IT'S A SPYING ON THEM THROUGH COMPUTERS!!! Just wait ladies and gentz because it's gonna get better! A buzzer rings and A presses a button to let the visitor into the Lair. And who just happens to join A in the two chairs while watching everyone set up for the Gala?

MOTHER. FUCKING. RED. COAT!!!!

So A ISN'T working alone! Red Coat is dawning her amazing attire with her beautiful black leather gloves. Welcome back, RC, you've been missed!

At the Montgom's, Aria and Emily are going through outfit choices for Aria's debut. We're almost shown a sneak peek of Aria's prom dress, but she totally doesn't let Emily see! No fair, Aria!! It's revealed to Aria from Emily that Vice Principal Hackersaw received complaints from parents about whether or not the Pretty Little Liars should attend their prom or not. This pisses Aria off so bad that she wants to go out and blow fire on everyone that wronged her!! Just kidding... Anyways, Aria asks Emily to prom since their both single and stuff, but Emily reveals she's ultimately in love with Whats-Her-Face from the other episode. 

Just... why?

Spencer and Hanna goes to the Carissimi Group and Hanna acts like a total bitch when she's trying to "Act like a normal human being" and she gets really fucking paranoid when she sees a mirror which she concludes it's totally a two way!! While Spencer tries to calm Hanna down and get her to shut the fuck up, Hanna is making all these stupid noises and she proceeds to throw a paper ball at Spencer when Jason DiLaurentis comes into the room. Wait... um... that's not Jason?? Is that Rhys Matthews?? 

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON???

Back with Alison and Lorenzo, it's revealed Kenneth is really cooperating with Lt. Tanner. Basically, they got a profiler to do some stuff, and Alison realizes they want to kill her brother because he's a sick and twisted fucker. Lorenzo's on medication and Alison literally looks sick to her stomach because she knows her brother's a dead man. Something is churning in Alison's head because she noticed a little something something besides the extra copy of keys Lorenzo keeps. Be careful Alison, you wouldn't wanna do something you're not suppose to. But let's be real, when has that ever stopped her?

Back at Aria's, they're continuing to talk about how Emily's falling in love with Sara Harvey... can we be real? The only reason Emily is falling hard for Sara whats-her-face is because she "looks" like Alison. Seriously Emily, just get with Zoe. Or go back to Samara. Or just stay single, good fuckin God. What's even worse is that Sara is becoming the Alex Santiago of the group. Remember when they went to Homecoming and Spencer took Alex and everyone had to keep Alex occupado? Even though the girls really sucked at doing that... but still... yeah. I dunno. I think it's stupid since we all know Aria's gonna go with Ezra, but like I said I tolerated Ezria this episode so I'll let it slide for once. 

Back at Carissimi, Jason's twin... I mean Rhys Matthews, is pretty confused why Hanna would be returning her scholarship funds to Carissimi. Obviously she doesn't want Charles fucking with her because if he allowed her to get that money then he could most likely snatch it back when she needed it the most, so it makes sense. And the girls went to the immediate conclusion that he has the DiLaurentis genes and MUST be Charles DiLaurentis!!! LE GASP IT'S JASONS TWIN!!!!!

Just kidding!

The next short scene involves Alison finishing up her Boo's laundry and finding Lorenzo's PD passkey. Uh oh, what's she planning on doing with that? Hmm, one has to wonder. 

It's party time!!! Spencer and Hanna finally makes it to the Art Gala and are surprised by how many cops Tanner issued for the night. While they avoid as many people as possible, Emily comes up and demands to know where the fuck the two girls have been. At first Spencer tries to make up some excuse, but Hanna's expression makes her crack under the pressure. And the most hilarious thing ever was when Emily mistook Rhys for Jason because "he has Jason's perfect hair and Ali's perfect chin!" according to Hanna. Over with Ezria, they're talking about Aria's photo's and how awesome her talent is and poor Aria asks Ezra to the prom but immediately backtracks when she realizes how stupid it sounds out loud cause he totally use to be her teacher and he wouldn't wanna be doing the Macarena with the other students. Then everything goes even more south when Aria finds out Ezra brought himself a date to the event, Nicole from the Habitat of Humanity! 

WAAAH WAAAH WAAAAAAAH.....

After Aria starts to talk to Clark as a way to get away from her teacher ex and his new girlfriend, we find out Clark is acting really fucking weird. Some things Aria is bringing up it going right over Clark's head and it's like he never even did those things ever before... is Clark up to something he shouldn't be?? Hmmm... Clark is the most creepiest fool ever, and Aria is legit falling for his criminalistic acts hook, line and sinker! What the hell is wrong with you, Aria?! Ugh, why can't you see this man is fooling you?! Anyways, the woman announces the show is about to begin and Aria is pumped you guys! She's ready to display her photo's for everyone, for the world to see!!! 

Are the lights ready?

Camera's ready to snap their lenses?

Well let's get ready foooooor....

What's this? Why, it looks like Charles fucked up Aria's gala! When we return to the scenes, Tanner reveals that Charles got in contact with her I guess and got pissed because of the pictures. Okay I totally understand this scene now. Basically when the Liar's were rushing the get the fuck out of the dollhouse, Charles knew Linda was on the case and after the Liar's escaped the dollhouse, Charles wanted revenge on Linda because he thinks she took the Liar's, his dolls, from him. Ahh, good ol' Charlie D! And the more Linda exposes Charles, the more he can expose her and her past to everyone in Rosewood to ruin her career! And you guys, oh my fucking God, Ella is on a RAMPAGE!! She is so fucking sick and tired of this fucking asshole running around, threatening Aria, harassing the girls, that she literally jumps on Linda Tanner and rips her a fucking new one!!!

This is Holly's best mother fucking scene in this entire fucking series! I love watching her beast her acting skills!! Ahhhh!!!

Honestly, I'm with Ella right now. I have no idea what Tanner is fucking doing. Like, how the fuck does she work? How does her head work? Does she have everything figured out already and just isn't doing shit about it? I'd be just as pissed as Ella right now if I was in this situation. 

Alison decided to take Hanna's profession and now she's snooping through the Rosewood Precinct. She's almost busted by some cops, but luckily escapes unscathed. 

Back at the Gala, police are taking Charles' pictures and placing them into the evidence hold. Emily's confused by Hanna's way of dealing since Emily and Spencer can't look at the pictures while Hanna is staring at the pictures... it's weird. The person who takes care of the cars finally appears and Spencer's happy to hightail it out of there with Hanna and Em in toe. If I was in Hanna, Spencer and Emily's situation I would definitely not be looking at an oversize picture of me naked on a fucking metal slab. But then again, that's just me. Suddenly Hanna spots Jason's twin across the fucking street!! What is Rhys doing here?! 

Back with Ali, she finally found the right room where all the #CharlieDEvidence is! As she enters, there are two boards with a ton of information on them, a list of all the dead people who died in Rosewood, pictures of Andrew Campbell, Jessica DiLaurentis, Kenneth, etc etc. Alison finds a box of stuff and on top is a baby rattle. When Alison picks it up to investigate... She's busted by Tanner.

WAAAH WAAAAH WAAAAAHHHHH

A short scene shows Spencer, Emily and Hanna having followed Rhys to a creepy old abandoned warehouse. Eww, what could this place be? I'm scared to find out... ~insert shudders here~

Back with Alison and Tanner, Tanner is grilling Alison trying to dish out a lesson, and I actually expected Alison to sit down, cross her legs, and offer a seat to Tanner. Admit it, she would totally do this exactly back in Season 3 or 4. I really do miss the old Alison DiLaurentis. I guess Alison confuses Tanner by saying the baby rattle Alison found was hers, and she has a huge set she got  from her Godparents after she was Christened. I don't know whether or not they're trying to make Alison look more guilty than she already is by breaking into the precinct. They obviously set this scene up for Alison to try to get answers about Charles, but I bet Marlene put some stupid ass clue on the boards linking something to the identity of A or whatever. Anyways, Tanner takes Lorenzo's key card and Alison leaves the room. 

This next scene was one of my favorite scenes in this episode and it's an Ezria scene. If you know me well, you know I HATE HATE HATE Ezria, but you know the scene is good if I think it's good! Okay so Aria is hanging outside the gallery when Ezra comes outside and sees her. They talk about Ezra's date-not-so-date Nicole and all that stuff and the couple are obviously jealous of each other. Aria talks about how they were drugged when A took the photo's and she shares how she desperately wanted to close her eyes and go back before A started so she could be back in Iceland, cold as hell, She describes what it was like to be in the morgue, what it felt like, her skin against the cold slab, and she confesses she still feels the cold all the time. 

Honestly, best performance by Lucy Hale. I fucking loved that scene.

While Spencer, Emily and Hanna are waiting for Rhys and stuff, OMFG CLARK APPEARS!! So Clark and Rhys knows each other? Are they partners in crime? Honestly, I hope they're a couple! I would ship Rhys and Clark so hard! 

We're back or Lornezo's and Alison sneaks back inside. They make us think she got away with it, but NOPE!!! Lorenzo busted her ass! He's really pissed Alison used him to get to the evidence of Charlie D. Was it all a plan? Did Ali care for Lorenzo at all? She made him soup, she folded his laundry all for what? To be used and tossed away. Honestly they kinda made Lorenzo act like a creepy mother fucker for a few seconds, it was weird. You know how they make everyone look mega suspicious(COUGHANDREWCOUGH) and they make you believe Lorenzo is A or Rhys is A(give me a fucking break, whoever believes this fool is A is a fucking idiot) blah blah blah you know the story. Lorenzo wishes she'd have asked him to find out this stuff, and Alison outright point blank admits that even if Lorenzo forbade it, she would have stolen the pass anyway to get what she wants. Is the old Ali D returning to our screens? Only time will tell. 

The next scene was a really awesome and refreshing scene! Ella stopped by at Ashley's and they start talking about what happened with the emails, school board and the prom and then they talk about what happened tonight at the Gala.  Ella starts to cry and she puts her foot down right there on the Marin kitchen floor! She and the other parents has to do what is right and catch his monster who's torturing their girls! No more games, no more running! A is going down! While Ella is explaining, who happens to be spying on the two mothers from outside the window? Why it's our friendly Red Coat!! 

Spencer, Emily, and Hanna goes to Aria's house where they confess that they followed Rhys to an abandoned doll factory where he met up with Clark. The Liar's thinks they're working for A or are A, whatever, and then the scene transitions to Tanner going over the footage from the gala. It shows a person who looks like Jason and Rhys swapping out photo's with the photo's from the Dollhouse. Oooh, this is getting good!!

As we end this amazing surprising episode, A is seen stocking up and packing supplies in the back of a limousine. A tuxedo from Silver Moon, various different tools, some rope, tape and twine, and six syringes! Who are the syringes for? The Game Over, Charles promo stills were released today, so I might have an idea who they're for!! Anyway, Red Coat gives A two tickets to The Enchanted Forest Rosewood prom. Will A and Red Coat be going to prom together or is the second ticket from someone else? Who is Charles? Who is Red Coat? Are Red Coat and The Black Widow the same person? Are they different? Who's the one REALLY in charge? Charles or Red Coat? The Enchanted Forest Six to Midnight Prom is just six days away, and I think we all know we can't miss a good dance.

Because let's be honest, when did any Rosewood dance end up good for the Liars?

See you soon Readers, and don't forget to dish me out a comment.

Kisses!

-K

Roadtripping With John

Okay so, yeah we went on a little road trip. John and I were bored a few days ago and decided "Hey, since Senior Year is approaching(College), why not go on a road trip?" So we did. We started up North in ChiTown and we made our way down to Charleston when we decided we were going to head back. But we did practically made it from Northern Illinois to Southern Illinois! 

I also told him that we needed to be back in time for Pretty Little Liars since 6A is getting down to the wire and in just 2 whole weeks, we'll finally know the identities of Charles, Red Coat 3(if there even is a Red Coat 3) and most important the Black Widow!! I definitely have a few guesses on who they all could be but I sadly cannot make a prediction post because some fucking fool on REDDIT spoiled the whole damn finale and I just happened to read those spoilers because I can't control myself. So no prediction post for me...lmfao.... 

My bad. 

Right now we're at Clifton headed up to to Otto and then Kankakee so we have a little ways to go until we're back home to Joliet. 

Seriously if John does anything to make us late for PLL, I'm gonna fucking shank his ass! 

We're hitting the road once again so I'm gonna end this post before it gets too bumpy and I end up getting car sick. 

Until next time!! 

-K

PLL - 606 No Stone Unturned - Recap

Hello my Readers and welcome to an all new recap!! Of course this episode was from two weeks ago which should really tell you how dreadful it was to look forward to this episode. Before I begin to dish up, this was a horrible filler episode. Sure we learned things from this episode, but it wasn't anything great... So without further ado let's do this recAp!

We're at the first scene, and I already figured out why I'm hating to recap this episode. Emily is at Spencer's house and the two girls are talking about the possibility that Leslie Stone is -A. Just give me a fucking pan to hit these girls over the fucking heads with... Honestly I should have at least liked this episode. Emily and Spencer are arguing about A and Emily brings up how they watched him/her/it/bitch jump off a building in New York. Yay for continuity! When Hanna enters the scenes, we learn she's been increasing points on her Detective Skillz. She's ready to catch Leslie Stone in the act for all her -A-ctions. 

Sing happy birthday to your dead son, Daddy D!

While the three girls are arguing(Aria is supposedly at Hollis giving Clark his negatives back) Kenneth DiLaurentis is outside getting his mail when he sees a birthday card on his windshield. And looky looky it's from his Dead Son Charles! What's got you so freaked out Daddy DiLaurentis? And poor Emily had to leave Spencer's and bike past the DiLaurentis house... she was basically pounded to the ground by Kenneth as he asked her if she saw anyone within the past hour walk past by the house. I thought he was gonna strangle her or something to be honest... Wouldn't put it past Daddy DiLaurentis. While Ken is walking away, Emily is giving him this freaked out look when...

Da Creditz Rollz!!! 

As we come back to the episode, we learn that Aria really sucks at lying who is suppose to be the best Liar out of the whole group? Ugh, I hate this bitch. Clark catches her red handed for stealing his negatives. Bad Aria! Even after he catches her, he's STILL trying hard to get into Aria's pants, but he swears it's only for a bagel... yeah fucking right, Clark. 

"Hi, I'm Leslie Stone, and I'm going to kill you, you fucking bitch!"

It looks like Hanna is doing more detective work. We came in at the last of the conversation, but it's obvious she's looking up for information on Leslie Stone. Is Leslie up to something? Sure she's just a Red Herring so she's not A, but that doesn't mean she's up to some trickery tricks up her sleeves. But thanks to the text Hanna is sending to Emily, we learn Leslie is a Science T.A. and get this: She works in a lab!! Could she be using the Art of Science to torture and take down the Liar's for only God knows what reason? Hmm... We're interrupted however with Ashley and Caleb coming into the scenes Just when Ashley wants to make breakfast, Hanna announces she's hightailing it the fuck out of there. I can still understand since Caleb is still being clingy, but he does make a comment about a lump in the back of Hanna's neck. Oooh, I wonder what it could be...*COUGHTRACKCHIPCOUGH* 

Ahem, excuse me so that I can clear the sabotage out of my throat. 

Now if anyone knows me really well, it's that I hate Sara Harvey. I can't stand this bitch because I actually think she could be someone else(Bethany Young!) and she has no purpose of the show... of course this is proven false in the next episode, but I don't give a fuck, Sara still annoys the fuck out of me. She got a job with Caleb doing only God knows what. Whatever, I'm skipping this scene. Seriously, it sucks. 

Over at the Hasting's, Spencer is getting ready for the day when Dean comes a knockin' on her door. Oh great, what's he got up up his druggie sleeves? Well apparently he brought a book over for Spencer because it'll help with her stupid drug addiction story line. Seriously, I hate this story line and I wish we could see some new materials. We also learn Spencer hasn't been sleeping still which is apparent since she's paranoid as fuck about catching Leslie in the act for a crime she's most likely never committed. Seriously, it makes me wonder why everyone keeps listening to her. She was wrong about Ezra(Sadly!!) and she was wrong about Andrew, although I'll give her the Benefit of the Doubt since Aria was the one who pushed that accusation, and now Spencer's most likely wrong about Leslie Stone, which poor Hanna is stuck in the middle of this time. Also Dean brought Spencer brownies. The ones without the drugs in them. So sad. Then we learn Veronica and Melissa are still are still trying to get Spencer into colleges in London. Yippy. Spencer's also upset because she has to give this fake ass speech, which she knows will be fake, but she's doing to make her Mommy and Sister happy. Ugh! Although Dean did give Spencer some really good advice: She can just say no. Buuut hasn't Spencer said this a million times in the past? Is it going to make a difference if she says no or not?? It's debatable! 

Across town, Hanna is still up to her Detective tricks and is stalking the fuck out of Leslie Stone. She is giving Spencer a hard time about not showing up when Leslie is busy getting delicious scrumptious sushi, Yum, I want sushi!!

Then we're graced with a Sara Harvey scene. Please excuse me while I go organize my computer folders while this scene plays out. 

Show him the cleavage, girl!!

Back at the delicious sushi restaurant, Hanna begins to act out her own little skit, Trying to get the deets on Leslie, Hanna is going all out trying to get access to the car! I mean look at her showing off her cleavage to the dude! Score for Hanna Marin, you make me proud!! While the pervy dude totally falls for her tricks, Hanna receives a phone call from Spencer who totally blasts her for stealing Leslie's car! But it's not really stealing, it's borrowing! That's such a powerful word, no? Hanna doesn't let anything get in between her and her investigations!! It's even more hilarious when Hanna yells at Spencer threatening her not to get preachy with her and called her "Puff n Stuff" LMFAO! 

At the Brew, we're introduced to a new chick to worked with Emily at Haiti with Zoe. First of all, where IS Zoe?! I miss having Rumer Willis grace our screens!! She was so amazing on DWTS!! Okay back on track, New Girl has been in India for eight months so she has no idea what's been going on with Emily. Doesn't she get the news on the radio or something?? Aye.

Aria and Emily decided to go a little investigating of their own so the girls went back to the junkyard where Clark got that picture of A with boobs. Out of the ocean blue, Aria spots the creepy fucker known as Clark who practically shoves Emily out of the scenes so Clark and Aria could be alone. Just, ew. What is the point of Clark?! Is he Andrew 2.0 who just wants to be a hero and get his name out there for solving Aria's A mystery?! Ugh! 

We all know Spence wanted a pair to go back to her pre Season 1 attire

Back with Spencer and Hanna, they're looking through every INCH of Leslie's car! This whole conversation they're having is really chuckle worthy because Spencer's having her own conversation about Caleb while Hanna is having her own conversation about Leslie and the they'll answer each other briefly before going back to what they were talking about themselves. Aye yi yi these girls. When Spencer goes to call Caleb about making a copy of the Pass Key Leslie has, Hanna makes an important discovery! Leslie's glasses are FAKE FAKE FAKE!!! No prescription in them! Why does Leslie have pairs of Grandma Glasses, as Hanna puts them, and publicly wears them?? Just... ew! It was funny though because Hanna came to the realization that she needed glasses just because the fake pairs made her see things better... LMFAO! 

When they decide to look at the back of the Leslie's car, they find... OMFG HUMAN SIZED ANIMAL CAGES!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS LESLIE PLANNING?!?!?! 

I'm gonna get you, Bitch! Kisses, -A

Back at the Junkyard, Aria is looking around for clues to the whereabouts of -A. It's creepy because I'm pretty sure A is there, and she's watching Aria from a creepy two way circus mirror. Eww! She finds this doll that's totally out of place and snatches it up like it's a Ezraturkey Sandwich. I have no idea what made her turn the doll around, but we finally get to see the finishing product from one of A's ending episode scenes! Isn't the pretty folks?! I think it'll be the next Malibu Barbie!! 

Back at the Brew, Emily spots her Bestie from Haiti, Nicole. OMG THE BESTIES ARE REUNITED!!! You see, Nicole made a special detour because she became a Team Leader and wants Emily to join her as she develops something in... THAILAND!!! OMG EMILY IS GOING TO THAILAND!!! At first Emily looks like she's gun ho for the idea until she remembers a small little detail. Oh how could she just pick up and leave her precious fucking Sara Harvey behind?! Ohhh boooo hoooo!!!! Something I've noticed from Emily's girlfriends coming to Rosewood to visit her... Nicole and Zoe both commented on the fact that Emily was a fucking mess getting off the plane, but as the trip went on and Emily built the homes, she became a better person. Could this be what Marlene said by one of the Liar's not going to college? Is it only a Summer trip or is Emily going to realize it's a life long dream and ditch college to build houses? Hmm, who knows? Suddenly Emily flips a switch and she's ready!! She's going to go to Thailand to build more houses! But then she drops a question which I feel totally wasted recapping this scene: She wants to being a friend. Gee, I wonder who that's gonna be... UGH!

There's a scene with Spencer and Sara, and I know I hate talking about Sara's scenes, but Spencer shares that her Mom is being a bitch by making her talk about everything that happened in the dollhouse to the school, and Sara lightly reveals if she had a choice to either stay above ground or go back to the dollhouse, she'd go to the dollhouse... although she didn't really say those words... I dunno.

There's a scene at the Brew where Caleb is looking around and picks up a book titled When Love Grows TOXIC and I immediately thought that was a shout out to one of the Pretty Little Liar books Toxic and then Ashley Marin comes into the scenes. The two talks about how the true Hanna is still somewhere down inside of her, and I guess it was a good thing Hanna left the freezer open the night before because when Hanna laughed about it, Ashley saw the real Hanna or something? Then we learned after her parents broke up, Hanna would watch movies and laugh at all the sad parts while sobbing at the funny parts... well, we all cope different ways I guess. 

A scene with Aria and Emily talking on the phone gives Aria kudos for asking the million dollar question of "How Does A Always Know Where We Are?!" Hmm, I have a few guesses, Aria. Anyways, Ezra decided to stop by to deliver Aria her photo contest application where Ezra decided to lie and write a totally false recommendation for Aria. Good one, Ezra. ~Insert Katrina's Eye Roll Here~ Then when Ezra caught a glimpse of A's new threat, he totally flips and then Aria comes up with some lie saying she did it herself for her photo's blah blah blah, whatever. Does Ezra believe it? Probably. He is a fucking idiot after all. 

I'm laughing at this next scene because Dean becomes really obsessive and clingy to Spencer. Oh boo hoo Spencer didn't attend the meeting today, waaah wah wahh!! Dean thought Spencer might have died or something, and she's even giving him a look, but doesn't accuse him of being a creepy ass obsessive freak. He's hot and all, but seriously Dean, you need to chill. Then he decides to stop seeing Spencer because she brings out hormonal fits in Dean because he wants to just grab her and kiss her til the sun comes up, but since her fucking dickface boyfriend Off-A-Suh Tobias is lurking around, Dean has to control his sexual urges. Then they tease us by almost kissing, but Dean chickens out and gets back in his car to hightail it out of there. 

Honestly, even though Dean is being obsessive and clingy, I would still rather he be with Spencer and not Toby. Cause really, Toby's been pissing me the fuck off lately, although the next episode after this really brought tears of joy to my eyes!!!

At the Marin house, Hanna finds out Ashley made Caleb a key and she gets pissed off, but then Caleb practically tells her to shut the fuck up and then they start to smack faces with each other. Awww, Haleb is coming back!! YAY HALEB!!!

Miley Cyrus Wanna Be got "run down" by a car... PFFT!

The next scene is quite hilarious because Emily finds Bethany Young... I mean Sara Harvey... in a bloody fucking mess! Apparently someone ran Sara Harvey over because they were probably a pissed off PLL fan who got sick and tired of the Miley Cyrus wanna be bitch and ran her ass down. Oh but the car mirror just smacks into her elbow...? And the car just HAPPENS to be the car belonging to Leslie Stone? Give me a fucking break, ugh! Emily tells Sara she's gonna lift her off her feet and take her to Thailand, which Sara thinks she's being fucking delusional(you're not the only one, Sara) and that her mom wouldn't allow her to leave the country(if she even has a mother...)

BEEP BEEEP, I'm gonna get you, Hanna! Kisses, -A

With twelve minutes left of this episode, we're taken to the Science Lab of Leslie Stone. While the girls are looking for clues to who Leslie built the underground Dollhouse, the girls are making stupid and pointless chit chat. Oh goody, Ezra stopped by at Aria's. While Sparia is having a conversation, Hanna comes to the creepy realization that she's making shit beep now. While Spencer is slowly realizing what the fuck is up, Hanna deliver's a HILARIOUS quote to the episode,

Hanna: Wait why am I beeping!? I haven't even stolen anything, yet!

LMFAO I love her lines!! And I love how she added the "yet" indicating she really is going to steal something from this place. I love her!! 

What I love about this episode(yeah I know it's ironic considering I dreaded doing this recap) is that the girls keeps bringing up everything A has done in the past. Jumping off of buildings, sicked snakes on Spencer, sicked a horse on whoever went to the ranch... Was that Hanna and Spencer? Or someone? I forgot. And more and more things. The girls increase their search in order to take down Leslie Stone for good. 

Back at the Brew, Emily cries and whines to Nicole saying she just can't leave Sara behind. Give me a mother fucking break, Emily! How do you know Sara's life at home really sucks?! Did you talk to her mother?! Did she give you all the answers?! Basically this scene is just a way to make Emily relevant without even being relevant. All because they decided to shove Sara Harvey in our fucking faces, Emily has to suffer and not join her real friends in the search for A. Speaking of real friends, can Clair, Avery, and Tina PLEASE come back to Rosewood?! Even though... Claire does... but STILL! UGH!!! I can't stand this Sara bitch!!!

Back at the labs, there are a lot of animals in cages. Hanna is looking around at the horror that is in front of her. Suddenly Hanna pulls a stupid by releasing a ton of animals loose from their cages, including a fucking RACCOON! I fucking HATE those things, and Hanna lets one out?! Spencer catches her, but it's too late because the Raccoon walks out of its cage and almost eats Aria alive who had no idea it was released! While Spencer is using Hanna's Cheetos(which are her dinner) to get the Coon back in its cage, a fucking RAT hops onto Aria's shoulder and I have to give it to Lucy Hale for actually allowing such a thing to climb onto her shoulder! EWWW! After the lights goes out and everything thinks they're busted for breaking in... Mona comes into the scenes!! OMG IT'S MONA!! Who wasn't in the entire episode until just now. Huh. 

The three Liar's are confronting Mona with all of Leslie's lies when it's learned that even though Leslie knew Bethany Young, she's never heard of Charles DiLaurentis. And Charles and Bethany escaped Radley on the same night. So Charles was in Radley when Bethany was in Radley on the night of Alison's disappearance even though it was revealed Charles died in Radley when he was fifteen. Wow, so confusing... But of course this was answered immediately after because Charles really was dead, right? Showing the medication files to Mona, she reveals it was sham! The medication they had Charles on would never allow him to donate his liver. Suddenly the cops shows up and almost busts the Liars and Hanna comes face to face with a rat... both Ew and LOL all at the same time... haha. 

Daddy D is gonna find his Dead Not So Dead Son!

Apparently Kenneth is trying to track down any doctor who had anything to do with his dead son Charles. Poor Kenneth is now being haunted by the fact Charles is back from the dead and is out to kill Alison once and for all. If I were you, Daddy D, I would get the fuck out of there before Charles kills you and Ali and Jason. 

At Emily's, Hanna is getting her up to date on Charles and the chips. It's finally revealed(not that it wasn't obvious or anything) that Leslie was just a red herring and Charles is alive and out to kill everyone in Rosewood. Come out, come out wherever you are, Charlie D. 

Spencer attends an AA meeting where Dean is clearly absent. Where are you Dean? Still being an obsessive and clingy little creep? 

Aria goes to the Brew only to see Ezra laughing and getting along with Emily's Bestie Nicole. Is Ezra finally moving on away from Aria? Will Ezria get back together for the trillionth time in the PLL timeline or is Aria gonna get in the first mans bed she sees? It wouldn't be the first time... 

Then Emily comes home and searches for a chip in Sara's neck, but then they kiss which wasn't obvious at all or anything... Ugh, why can't Emily be with a decent chick that isn't Sara or Maya or Paige? God damn... 

Then Kenneth is seen at Carols digging up his Not So Dead sons grave. The card he got from Charles is finally revealed and it's clear Charles is out for pure blood. Get your party hats and favors, Readers, because I predict this birthday party is going to be a bloodbath. 

Don't forget to comment and I'll be sure to dish out the recap for O Brother, Where Art Though!

Kisses!

-K

Charmed

This show has brought a lot of tears to my eyes. Actually, I just found out last night that it still brings tears to my eyes. Charmed was the one show in the entire universe from 1998-2006 where I could escape my life and enter a world where the impossible was possible. Three sister witches found out they were witches and had supernatural powers, passed down from their Great x 6 Grandmother Melinda Warren. Telekinesis, Temporal Stasis(which is later changed to Molecular Immobilization, and Clairvoyance. Quickly, I'd like to point out that Temporal Stasis and Molecular Immobilization is both still in the Charmed Universe, but they were carefully picked apart from one another. Anyways, Melinda prophesied that her Great x 6 Granddaughters were going to be the most powerful witches in the world, which they are, and would fight the evil of the world. They pretty much never had a choice in the matter since it was their Destiny to become Charmed. 

This show basically saved my life. Even though as I got older and the show went on, I learned about the Behind the Scenes things, I still loved this show. Prue was my first favorite sister, then after she died Phoebe had become my favorite until about Season Sixish when Piper took over. I don't know why, but I never really liked Paige for some reason. I remember when I was obsessed with this show... I kinda still am, but the difference is that I know when I can call out the bullshit that went on behind the scenes of this show. 

I know I don't know the full details, but I have seen and heard many interviews. In a recent interview just this year, I learned that not only does Shannen not like talking about Charmed, but Holly doesn't either. I could see in the interview the pain in Holly's face when people asks her stuff about this show. Sure maybe it's to respect Shannen(because she WAS there at the same interview Holly was at) but I could still see it in Holly's face. 

As for Alyssa Milano, I haven't really watched interviews with her, but I do watch her host Project Runway All Stars and I read some of the tweets she and the other's post. The only two I ever see tweet about Charmed is Alyssa and Rose now a days with Holly posting about Pretty Little Liar's and other stuff. 

But anyway, let's back on track shall we? 

I could honestly talk a lot about this show... there's so many aspects of it and so many subjects of the show itself to talk about. I guess I can say this is not going to be the only Charmed post I make because of how much I love it so I guess I'll talk about what I did last night.

So I have Netflix so I can go and watch the entire series to my hearts content. I could have done so many things like a Marathon from 1X01 to 8X22, special themed episodes like Halloween or all the Finale episodes in order, but I did something else instead. 

Instead, I watched all the episodes that made me cry. Yeah, I'm totally being serious, you can even look on my Twitter to see. I literally chose all the episodes that made me cry... The Courtship of Wyatt's Father during Season 6. Most of us would think this wouldn't make anyone cry, but there was that one scene that totally did! 

When Piper and Leo were sent into the Ghostly Plane by the Darklighter and Piper was trying to protect Leo, but Leo was being protective of Piper. When the two entered the alleyway since that's where they knew Phoebe and Paige were going thanks to the bond Piper had with them we were met with this quote:

"I never stopped loving you."

That was said by Leo to Piper before they had sex in the god damn Ghostly Plane and conceived Chris. Isn't that fucking romantic?! Leo is about to die because he got shot by a Darklighter's arrow and he had the power and strength to have sex with Piper enough to conceive a child! But back on point... Yeah, I felt a god damn tear roll down my eye after Leo said that! It didn't make it any better since future Chris was ceasing to exist by turning into a fucking shadow being and disappearing all the time! 

It hurt.

It really did. 

Other sad episodes I watched last night was Something Wicked This Way Goes, because I'm sure when we were watching that on its aired date we all thought they were going to die in that explosion with Zankou so yes, I cried when the sister's(more so Piper) was saying goodbye to the boys. 

IT HURT!

IT HURT SO BAD!!!

I didn't watch Vaya Con Leos, but I totally know I would have cried during that one too. Basically it was after midnight so I had to choose certain episodes before falling asleep. Haha.

So yeah, I totally hold Charmed close to my heart. I know for as long as I live I'll never let that show go. I refuse to. It's totally going to be the first show I watch if I'm having a shitty fucking day or if someone pisses me off the point where I need to laugh my ass off, I know Charmed will be there to help me save the day. 

Like I said I'll be posting more about this, it's totally not the last you'll see me type up Charmed.

I love you Charmed!! 

<3 

-Kat

Gossip Girl - 101 - Pilot Recap

Hey hey hey Upper East Sider's, Katrina here giving you the deets that is everything Gossip! Stationed in New York, Manhattan, we're shown quick clips of the U.E.S.  As the train rolls through, we're introduced to a depressed looking blonde. What's her story? As the blonde girl walks through Grand Central Station, a mysterious voice over graces our earbuds, earphones, or whatever we're using to listen to this episodic dialogue. 

Gossip Girl: Hey Upper East Sider's, Gossip Girl here, and I have the biggest news ever. One of my many sources, Melanie91, sends us this...

~Spotted @ Grand Central~

Bags in hand, Serena Van Der Woodsen. Was it only a year ago our It Girl mysteriously disappeared from quote, "Boarding School"? And just as suddenly, she's back. Don't believe me? See for yourselves. Lucky for us, Melanie91 sent proof. Thanks for the photo, Mel. 

xoxo - Gossip Girl

As the episode continues, we're introduced to the Humphrey family. What's left of them, anyways. Mr. Humphrey's children, I hear they're from Brooklyn...ick!, is home again from visiting their mother. 

More continuing, we're obviously told their was a messy break up involved or Mr. and Mrs. Humphrey. What happened, I wonder? As the family from Brooklyn leaves, Lonely Boy spots his one true love.

~Spotted~

Lonely Boy. Can't believe the love of his life has returned. If only she knew who he was. But everyone knows Serena, and everyone is talking. Wonder what Blair Waldorf thinks? Sure they're both BFF's, but we always thought Blair's boyfriend, Nate, had a thing for Serena. 

After Blair reads Gossip Girl's Spotted post, she hurries off in search of her said boyfriend, Nate. She's interrupted by her mother, New York Fashion Designer, Eleanor Waldorf. 

Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Nathaniel Archibald and his father the Captain. Captain of what, I'm not too sure, but we'll find out soon enough. It seems Daddy Archibald has his son's college future all planned out, but this isn't going well with Nate. Apparently he just has to attend Dartmouth since it's well... I don't know... aligned in the stars or whatever they say these days. Thank God for Blair for saving her BF in the knick of time. Nice one, B. 

Gossip Girl: Better lock it down with Nate, B. Clock's ticking. 

It seems with Serena back in the city, Blair feels threatened Nate's going to ditch her and go back with the blonde little vixen. She proceeds to seduce Nate, who's clearly not in the mood. Back at the party, Chuck's two ladies receives Gossip Girl's blast finding out Serena is finally back in town. Welcome back, S. You've been missed. 

While B is continuing to show Nate how much she loves him, S gets out of her limo and enters the building. But is it the building we're all thinking? Of course it is! Serena runs into Blair's mother who interrupts  B and N's little sexual escapades. S is back in town? Nate sure thinks this is a great thing. In fact, he'd rather ditch sex with Blair to go greet the blonde vixen herself. Serena ends up running into her mother, Lily, who is excited for her daughter's return. Serena brings a touchy subject up, which Lily immediately shuts down. What's their little secret? Who are they hiding? I'm sure Gossip Girl would love to get the deets. Just as Nate comes out to the party and sees his true lover, S, B herself comes out and spots her bestie. The two best friends hugs it out and announces dinner is ready, but S decides to ditch the party. All under ninety seconds. 

Heading to an unknown destination, S walks over to a bedroom, but she's stopped by the nurse. But don't worry, Readers, she's family to the person occupying said bedroom. 

Word has it, S bailed on B's party in under ninety seconds, and didn't even have one limoncello. Has the bad girl really gone good?! Or is all part of the act? Why she'd leave? Why did she return? Send me the deets. And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell, the only one. 

xoxo - Gossip Girl

~

Wakey wakey Blondie, it looks like S. stayed the night at the Ostroff Center to keep her little bro company. E and S goes into conversation and S pretty much admits she's a sucky ass sister. Well no shit. But it's whatevz because E basically doesn't care since he's all cooped up in some weird ass creepy place. What IS that place, you may ask? We'll find out soon, but not now. Yeah, I know, it sucks.

After S invites her mother to breakfast with her and E, Lily makes up some excuse to just get Eric something to eat down the street and take it back to him. This sparks rage in S and she immediately confronts her mother accusing her of telling everyone E is staying at Grandpa Van Der Woodsen's in Rhode Island. She's kinda close anyways because Lily told everyone he was at Florida with her sister Carol instead. Ha ha, guess Lily isn't going to be winning the Mother of the Year Award. She basically clobbers S with guilt because Serena just doesn't understand what it's been like at home. Oh boo hoo boo hoo go give me a fuckin' hankey, Lily.

Across the ways in Brooklyn(ugh), Lil J is making invitations to a party. Oooh, a party! I like parties!  Apparently it's cool and hip to be part of the Top 10 Forgotten Bands of the 90's. Oh Mr, Humphrey, please quit trying to be popular when you're not? So basically Lil Jenny Humphrey is a Wanna-Be popular girl who got soooo excited to be invited to the Kiss on the Lips party. To be fair, she wasn't even technically invited. The only reason she got an invite was because she has good calligraphy. So congrats Lil J, you got invited out of labor. Applauds for J. Jenny and Mr. Humphrey gets into a battle about how she's such a loser and Mr. H just accepts it blah blah blah, needless to say he crumbled with the guilt trip and Jenny's allowed to go to the party. Whoohoo.  

We're back on the streets with S who arrives home at the Palace. And who just happens to be sulking around in his light brown scarf, perfect hair, gorgeous eyes and lips? Why it's Nathaniel, N, Archibald of course! While N tries to get into S's pants right there out on the courtyard, S lays down the law! N is B's boyfriend and S is her bestie, so S will not be getting into N's pants anytime soon. Isn't friendship grand, Readers?

If being late for school wasn't bad enough, it is pretty bad when it comes to Lonely Boy. Word on the street has it that LB ran til his heart stopped just to get to the bus. For some unknown godly fucking reason Chuck Bass and Nathaniel Archibald is on the bus too. What happened to the Limo, guys? Did the two get busted with meth and got grounded by Daddy Bass and Mommy and Daddy Archibald? Or was there no point in this little part at all and they just went for the ride for kicks? It's no worries you guys, because Chuck makes his first encounter with Lonely Boy. LOL, he asked LB if he was following the two rich boys and LB gives this sarcastic answer back. "Identical uniforms, Chuckster, wanna have lunch with me on the Met?" LMFAO! 

It's funny the Met steps were mentioned(by me, of course) because that's where our next scene is. Little Jenny Humphrey delivers all her invites to B. Waldorf. The girls are giggling frantically and compliments on Jenny's work. Blair gives Lil J a tight smile and gives Jenny her own Guilt Invitation. That's when S joins the crowd and spots one of the invites on the Met Steps. Asking about the party, S is given a look by B who tells her the party is for invited guests only and S was clearly not invited. Well it makes sense, doesn't it? I mean, it wasn't until twelve hours ago S was still at "Boarding School". Blair and her friends gets up to leave, but S is not going down without a fight. She invites B out that night at seven o'clock and she refuses to let B say no.

SPOTTED!

An S and B power struggle. Did S really think she can just waltz home and things could be what they once were? Did B think S would go down without a fight? Or can these two hotties work it out? There's nothing more Gossip Girl doesn't like more than a cat fight, and this could be a classic.

**

We're back in Brooklyn where Mr. Humpty-Dumpty...I mean... Humphrey... and he's busy stapling posters all around the city. Lonely Boy(what the hell is his name?!) informs his father there's this thing called MySpace where he can have his own blog and talk about all the good things about his music. The father/son bonding doesn't last for long because Lonely Boy's sister Lil J texts him saying she just NEEDS his help and it's an EMERGENCY!! When he goes to leave, Mr. Humphrey falls back into his depressed state by saying his wife was going to come back to him and all that good stuff... Yeah don't hold your breath Mr. Humphrey.

RED ALERT, RED ALERT! KIDNAPPING IN PROGRESS!

No, I'm just kidding. S comes into E's room and announces she's taking him shopping before their mother could come back and torture Eric some more. Since S had a bad day via going up against Blair on the Met, S is taking E out to shopping at Bendel's. Which is of course where Lonely Boy is. Hurrying upstairs, he see's Lil J with a dress and immediately asks what the problem is. Turns out Lil J's emergency was a fashion emergency and now Don thinks... I mean Darryl thinks... no, I think it was David... oh who the fuck cares?! Lonely Boy thinks he wasted his entire time hurrying to the store for nothing. Suddenly Lil J spots the love of her brother's life: Serena Van Der Woodsen accompanied by her little brother and personal shopper, Eric. Here's where Little J slips up. She made an invite for S to the Kiss on the Lips party but makes S swear not to tell anyone she made it for her...Um the invites looks the same, Lil J, you're not fooling anybody! I mean seriously. Of course no one can part ways until S gives Lil J fashion advice to turn the dress from red to black. Next scene please!

At the park Chuck and Nate discussing having sex for the first time ever, and how N should be happy about it. Why so depressed, N? You're practically getting everything you could ever ask for! Ugh, does anyone else agree that N should just shut the fuck up and crawl in a hole? I swear he's the one teenager on the U.E.S. who's so confused about his feelings. God. Just listen to Chuck and seal the deal with B, Nate. It's okay!

At the Palace bar, B and S are catching up on old times. Blair informs S that Eleanor Waldorf lost fifteen pounds and even got an eye lift after the divorce. Apparently S left everyone behind her without an inch of words and went to Boarding School. In Connecticut. Wow, good on, S. Leave without saying goodbyes to Blair? Serena wants to fix their relationship up and go back to the old times, and we're left to wonder: Is it even worth it? It seems that S actually came to terms with B by talking up all this sisterly bonding crap. With a smile on her rosy lips, Blair begins to tell Serena all that she's missed. Classic Eleanor Waldorf meltdowns, to be exact.

Blair: If it wasn't such a tragedy, it would have been funny. Actually, it kinda was.

Aww, these girls. Will they really bond again and become the BFF's they once were? After the girls hugs and part ways, S turns to the bar and see's Blair's unfinished martini and olive.

SPOTTED AT THE PALACE HOTEL!

S and B having a Heart-to-Heart. Hmm, why so thirsty, S? You may have won over B for now, but we still think you're hiding something.

**

Back in Brooklyn, the Humphrey siblings are talking about Lonely Boy's love obsession for Serena. Basically two years ago, Lonely Boy attended a party and Serena was the only one who said hello to him. That was the moment he had fallen in love her and blah blah blah. Lil J informs that Serena is somewhere and Lonely Boy hops to it like a loving sick puppy he is.

In the meanwhile, Chuck Bass sights a Serena at the bar getting drunk off martini's. Chuck sexually threatens Serena that he'll get his parents they're serving minor's at the Hotel and Serena makes a comeback saying they're also serving pigs with Chuck gets a drink. Oh these two, they were born to be... well... never mind, let's just move on.

As we get to the climax of the episode, we're back with B and N where B is planning to sexually seduce Nate to finally seal the deal forever. Her advances don't seem to work however and Nate just needs to confess his sins to Blair. Something he should have told her years ago.

Back at the Hotel, Chuck is planning something devious and pays the chef to close the kitchen early. Serena is basically shoving the grilled cheese in her drunk ass face when Chuck comes over to try to seduce Serena. When S denies C's advances, Chuck courageously asks if Nate will get his feelings hurt. Confusion met, Serena asks what the fuck Chuck's talking about and he reveals he knows everything. Chuck reveals he knows the truth about Serena and Nate who had a sexual encounter at the Shepard Wedding. While N was dating B, S and N got together and made out like wild fucking animals. Oh dear, dear.

With three scenes jumping back and forth we learn that Nate and Serena had sex on a bar, Serena kicked Chuck in the gut to avoid his attempt at having sex with her, and Blair's heart is forever broken because Nate decided to finally come clean about what happened at the Shepard wedding. This is when Lonely Boy shows up at the Hotel and bumps into S making her drop all her things. Too bad she forgot her phone which just so happens to be picked up by Lonely Boy. What a classic rendition of Cinderella. Lmfao...

Gossip Girl: And just when B and S had built a bridge, it all had to come crashing down. But dry your eyes, the Kiss on the Lips party is around the corner and you know who loves a good party? Gossip Girl.

**

The next morning, the Archibald men shares a run and the Captain talks to Nate about his and Blair's relationship, how they broke up, gave him advice to make Blair feel better, blah blah blah. Apparently them dating since Kindergarten doesn't mean shit anymore. So sad. What's even sadder is how Captain Archibald does't even give two fucks for N and B's relationship. All he cares about is sealing the deal with Eleanor Waldorf's company when it finally goes public.   So yeah, Captain Archibald is a fucking phony ass douche bag dick.

At the Palace, Lonely Boy is delivering Serena's phone and the front man thinks he stole it. BAHAHA, that's hilarious! Lucky for Lonely Boy after he made a Cinderella reference, Serena herself came into the scenes and the front man asked S to come over, and Lonely Boy is flipping out because he's convinced she wont remember him from the night before. Lucky for LB Serena actually remembered him for once in his life and the two goes into awkward conversations. They're interrupted by Lily who spotted Serena's invite to the Kiss on the Lips party and she got her a dress. S tells her mother she's not going to the party because she just so happened to make plans. With Lonely Boy. After the most embarrassing moment of Don...I mean Dane's... Darryl? Ugh, whatever! After the moment S and Lonely Boy actually makes plans to go see Lincoln Hawk which is like... what was it? The band most likely to not exist? Or something? Anyways, Lonely Boy's picking S up at eight tonight. Yay.

Blair and Nate meets up at a restaurant to talk about their problems. Nate promises not to see or talk to S ever again as if she doesn't exist anymore. Blair loves this idea and never wants to bring it up while she steals some of N's food. It's not like N doesn't have feelings for S, right?

At Brooklyn, Lily confront Mr. Humphrey that Serena's going to the concert with David. I mean Lonely Boy. Shit, why do I keep messing that up? The two adults get into a fight when it's revealed Lily and Rufus were actually together until Lily dumped him for a Billionaire. Ouch!

Still in Brooklyn, the Humphrey's has a family moment and Rufus talks about how Jenny is looking more and more like her mother every day.

Back in the U.E.S., Eleanor gives her daughter fashion tips and Blair just isn't up for it tonight. I wouldn't be either if I found out my boyfriend was a fucking man whore.

In the limo, our Upper East Sider's shares drinks and cig's laughing and joking and hollering, but it looks like both B and N are not having a good night at all. Aww, poor poor B and N. What will make them happy?

At the Palace, Lonely Boy picks up Serena and he falls in love with her all over again. So sweet.

It's Party Time, Upper East Sider's!

Everyone arrived at Kiss on the Lips and it's time to get down and dirty! Drinks and laughs goes around and Chuck immediately sets his sights on Little Jenny Humphrey. Being the bad little devil he is, Chuck introduces himself to the virgin Princess Lil J.

Gossip Girl: Looks like Lil J might end up with a new boy and a ticket to the Inner Circle. Or will C end up with another victim? I told you I loved parties.

**

Serena and Lonely Boy walks to the concert and S has an awkward encounter by meeting the Dad on the "first date". Ugh, so awk. What's even more awkward is that Mr. Humphrey knew Serena... even more awkward. Makes me want to shudder.

Back at the party, Chuck invites Lil J alone upstairs with a bottle of champagne. Chuck's game turns on as he tries to seduce the Wanna Be Princess and shares a kiss with Lil J. Chuck notices Lil J isn't having it and reevaluates his evil plans. Lil J freaks out and sends out a text message to her brother asking for help. Lonely Boy thinks it's nothing, but when Chuck's name gets thrown around Serena thinks it's pretty serious especially when Chuck's involved and the two heads to the Kiss on the Lips.

The party lives on and everyone spots Serena crashing the party. This doesn't go well with B when she declares S wasn't even invited. At first it looks like N wants to defend Serena, but Blair puts her foot down and tells Nate not to talk to her. Nate is beyond annoyed with Blair but he acts like an obedient puppy and avoids S at all costs. Good work, N. B trained you well.

Up on the roof, Lil J struggles to get Chuck Bass away from her. Will Lonely Boy and S make it in time? Serena knows Chuck well though and she and Lonely Boy finds Chuck's scarf on the steps leading to the roof. An epic battle goes out when LB spots Chuck all over his sister and proceeds to pull him off and punches his face in. Needless to say, Lil J escaped the party without the taint that is Chuck Bass, Chuck was left with a bloody nose and Lonely Boy was left with victory for punching Chuck's face in.

As we end this Pilot episode of Gossip Girl, the Humphrey's live to see another day, Blair lives to plan her next move on her feud with Serena, Chuck hopes to see Serena's face more often since it brings him drama and whatever else it does, and Nate is left with his heart aching for Serena.

And as for Serena Van Der Woodsen you might ask? Why, she's left with the honor of attending school on Monday where she'll have to face Blair, Chuck, Nate and Lonely Boy. Lol that's gonna be a treat, isn't it Reader's?

SPOTTED!

Serena. Making a heroic exit from B's party. Too bad for her there's school on Monday, so until then...

You Know You Love Me.

xoxo

Katrina

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