PLL - 606 No Stone Unturned - Recap

Hello my Readers and welcome to an all new recap!! Of course this episode was from two weeks ago which should really tell you how dreadful it was to look forward to this episode. Before I begin to dish up, this was a horrible filler episode. Sure we learned things from this episode, but it wasn't anything great... So without further ado let's do this recAp!

We're at the first scene, and I already figured out why I'm hating to recap this episode. Emily is at Spencer's house and the two girls are talking about the possibility that Leslie Stone is -A. Just give me a fucking pan to hit these girls over the fucking heads with... Honestly I should have at least liked this episode. Emily and Spencer are arguing about A and Emily brings up how they watched him/her/it/bitch jump off a building in New York. Yay for continuity! When Hanna enters the scenes, we learn she's been increasing points on her Detective Skillz. She's ready to catch Leslie Stone in the act for all her -A-ctions. 

Sing happy birthday to your dead son, Daddy D!

While the three girls are arguing(Aria is supposedly at Hollis giving Clark his negatives back) Kenneth DiLaurentis is outside getting his mail when he sees a birthday card on his windshield. And looky looky it's from his Dead Son Charles! What's got you so freaked out Daddy DiLaurentis? And poor Emily had to leave Spencer's and bike past the DiLaurentis house... she was basically pounded to the ground by Kenneth as he asked her if she saw anyone within the past hour walk past by the house. I thought he was gonna strangle her or something to be honest... Wouldn't put it past Daddy DiLaurentis. While Ken is walking away, Emily is giving him this freaked out look when...

Da Creditz Rollz!!! 

As we come back to the episode, we learn that Aria really sucks at lying who is suppose to be the best Liar out of the whole group? Ugh, I hate this bitch. Clark catches her red handed for stealing his negatives. Bad Aria! Even after he catches her, he's STILL trying hard to get into Aria's pants, but he swears it's only for a bagel... yeah fucking right, Clark. 

"Hi, I'm Leslie Stone, and I'm going to kill you, you fucking bitch!"

It looks like Hanna is doing more detective work. We came in at the last of the conversation, but it's obvious she's looking up for information on Leslie Stone. Is Leslie up to something? Sure she's just a Red Herring so she's not A, but that doesn't mean she's up to some trickery tricks up her sleeves. But thanks to the text Hanna is sending to Emily, we learn Leslie is a Science T.A. and get this: She works in a lab!! Could she be using the Art of Science to torture and take down the Liar's for only God knows what reason? Hmm... We're interrupted however with Ashley and Caleb coming into the scenes Just when Ashley wants to make breakfast, Hanna announces she's hightailing it the fuck out of there. I can still understand since Caleb is still being clingy, but he does make a comment about a lump in the back of Hanna's neck. Oooh, I wonder what it could be...*COUGHTRACKCHIPCOUGH* 

Ahem, excuse me so that I can clear the sabotage out of my throat. 

Now if anyone knows me really well, it's that I hate Sara Harvey. I can't stand this bitch because I actually think she could be someone else(Bethany Young!) and she has no purpose of the show... of course this is proven false in the next episode, but I don't give a fuck, Sara still annoys the fuck out of me. She got a job with Caleb doing only God knows what. Whatever, I'm skipping this scene. Seriously, it sucks. 

Over at the Hasting's, Spencer is getting ready for the day when Dean comes a knockin' on her door. Oh great, what's he got up up his druggie sleeves? Well apparently he brought a book over for Spencer because it'll help with her stupid drug addiction story line. Seriously, I hate this story line and I wish we could see some new materials. We also learn Spencer hasn't been sleeping still which is apparent since she's paranoid as fuck about catching Leslie in the act for a crime she's most likely never committed. Seriously, it makes me wonder why everyone keeps listening to her. She was wrong about Ezra(Sadly!!) and she was wrong about Andrew, although I'll give her the Benefit of the Doubt since Aria was the one who pushed that accusation, and now Spencer's most likely wrong about Leslie Stone, which poor Hanna is stuck in the middle of this time. Also Dean brought Spencer brownies. The ones without the drugs in them. So sad. Then we learn Veronica and Melissa are still are still trying to get Spencer into colleges in London. Yippy. Spencer's also upset because she has to give this fake ass speech, which she knows will be fake, but she's doing to make her Mommy and Sister happy. Ugh! Although Dean did give Spencer some really good advice: She can just say no. Buuut hasn't Spencer said this a million times in the past? Is it going to make a difference if she says no or not?? It's debatable! 

Across town, Hanna is still up to her Detective tricks and is stalking the fuck out of Leslie Stone. She is giving Spencer a hard time about not showing up when Leslie is busy getting delicious scrumptious sushi, Yum, I want sushi!!

Then we're graced with a Sara Harvey scene. Please excuse me while I go organize my computer folders while this scene plays out. 

Show him the cleavage, girl!!

Back at the delicious sushi restaurant, Hanna begins to act out her own little skit, Trying to get the deets on Leslie, Hanna is going all out trying to get access to the car! I mean look at her showing off her cleavage to the dude! Score for Hanna Marin, you make me proud!! While the pervy dude totally falls for her tricks, Hanna receives a phone call from Spencer who totally blasts her for stealing Leslie's car! But it's not really stealing, it's borrowing! That's such a powerful word, no? Hanna doesn't let anything get in between her and her investigations!! It's even more hilarious when Hanna yells at Spencer threatening her not to get preachy with her and called her "Puff n Stuff" LMFAO! 

At the Brew, we're introduced to a new chick to worked with Emily at Haiti with Zoe. First of all, where IS Zoe?! I miss having Rumer Willis grace our screens!! She was so amazing on DWTS!! Okay back on track, New Girl has been in India for eight months so she has no idea what's been going on with Emily. Doesn't she get the news on the radio or something?? Aye.

Aria and Emily decided to go a little investigating of their own so the girls went back to the junkyard where Clark got that picture of A with boobs. Out of the ocean blue, Aria spots the creepy fucker known as Clark who practically shoves Emily out of the scenes so Clark and Aria could be alone. Just, ew. What is the point of Clark?! Is he Andrew 2.0 who just wants to be a hero and get his name out there for solving Aria's A mystery?! Ugh! 

We all know Spence wanted a pair to go back to her pre Season 1 attire

Back with Spencer and Hanna, they're looking through every INCH of Leslie's car! This whole conversation they're having is really chuckle worthy because Spencer's having her own conversation about Caleb while Hanna is having her own conversation about Leslie and the they'll answer each other briefly before going back to what they were talking about themselves. Aye yi yi these girls. When Spencer goes to call Caleb about making a copy of the Pass Key Leslie has, Hanna makes an important discovery! Leslie's glasses are FAKE FAKE FAKE!!! No prescription in them! Why does Leslie have pairs of Grandma Glasses, as Hanna puts them, and publicly wears them?? Just... ew! It was funny though because Hanna came to the realization that she needed glasses just because the fake pairs made her see things better... LMFAO! 

When they decide to look at the back of the Leslie's car, they find... OMFG HUMAN SIZED ANIMAL CAGES!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS LESLIE PLANNING?!?!?! 

I'm gonna get you, Bitch! Kisses, -A

Back at the Junkyard, Aria is looking around for clues to the whereabouts of -A. It's creepy because I'm pretty sure A is there, and she's watching Aria from a creepy two way circus mirror. Eww! She finds this doll that's totally out of place and snatches it up like it's a Ezraturkey Sandwich. I have no idea what made her turn the doll around, but we finally get to see the finishing product from one of A's ending episode scenes! Isn't the pretty folks?! I think it'll be the next Malibu Barbie!! 

Back at the Brew, Emily spots her Bestie from Haiti, Nicole. OMG THE BESTIES ARE REUNITED!!! You see, Nicole made a special detour because she became a Team Leader and wants Emily to join her as she develops something in... THAILAND!!! OMG EMILY IS GOING TO THAILAND!!! At first Emily looks like she's gun ho for the idea until she remembers a small little detail. Oh how could she just pick up and leave her precious fucking Sara Harvey behind?! Ohhh boooo hoooo!!!! Something I've noticed from Emily's girlfriends coming to Rosewood to visit her... Nicole and Zoe both commented on the fact that Emily was a fucking mess getting off the plane, but as the trip went on and Emily built the homes, she became a better person. Could this be what Marlene said by one of the Liar's not going to college? Is it only a Summer trip or is Emily going to realize it's a life long dream and ditch college to build houses? Hmm, who knows? Suddenly Emily flips a switch and she's ready!! She's going to go to Thailand to build more houses! But then she drops a question which I feel totally wasted recapping this scene: She wants to being a friend. Gee, I wonder who that's gonna be... UGH!

There's a scene with Spencer and Sara, and I know I hate talking about Sara's scenes, but Spencer shares that her Mom is being a bitch by making her talk about everything that happened in the dollhouse to the school, and Sara lightly reveals if she had a choice to either stay above ground or go back to the dollhouse, she'd go to the dollhouse... although she didn't really say those words... I dunno.

There's a scene at the Brew where Caleb is looking around and picks up a book titled When Love Grows TOXIC and I immediately thought that was a shout out to one of the Pretty Little Liar books Toxic and then Ashley Marin comes into the scenes. The two talks about how the true Hanna is still somewhere down inside of her, and I guess it was a good thing Hanna left the freezer open the night before because when Hanna laughed about it, Ashley saw the real Hanna or something? Then we learned after her parents broke up, Hanna would watch movies and laugh at all the sad parts while sobbing at the funny parts... well, we all cope different ways I guess. 

A scene with Aria and Emily talking on the phone gives Aria kudos for asking the million dollar question of "How Does A Always Know Where We Are?!" Hmm, I have a few guesses, Aria. Anyways, Ezra decided to stop by to deliver Aria her photo contest application where Ezra decided to lie and write a totally false recommendation for Aria. Good one, Ezra. ~Insert Katrina's Eye Roll Here~ Then when Ezra caught a glimpse of A's new threat, he totally flips and then Aria comes up with some lie saying she did it herself for her photo's blah blah blah, whatever. Does Ezra believe it? Probably. He is a fucking idiot after all. 

I'm laughing at this next scene because Dean becomes really obsessive and clingy to Spencer. Oh boo hoo Spencer didn't attend the meeting today, waaah wah wahh!! Dean thought Spencer might have died or something, and she's even giving him a look, but doesn't accuse him of being a creepy ass obsessive freak. He's hot and all, but seriously Dean, you need to chill. Then he decides to stop seeing Spencer because she brings out hormonal fits in Dean because he wants to just grab her and kiss her til the sun comes up, but since her fucking dickface boyfriend Off-A-Suh Tobias is lurking around, Dean has to control his sexual urges. Then they tease us by almost kissing, but Dean chickens out and gets back in his car to hightail it out of there. 

Honestly, even though Dean is being obsessive and clingy, I would still rather he be with Spencer and not Toby. Cause really, Toby's been pissing me the fuck off lately, although the next episode after this really brought tears of joy to my eyes!!!

At the Marin house, Hanna finds out Ashley made Caleb a key and she gets pissed off, but then Caleb practically tells her to shut the fuck up and then they start to smack faces with each other. Awww, Haleb is coming back!! YAY HALEB!!!

Miley Cyrus Wanna Be got "run down" by a car... PFFT!

The next scene is quite hilarious because Emily finds Bethany Young... I mean Sara Harvey... in a bloody fucking mess! Apparently someone ran Sara Harvey over because they were probably a pissed off PLL fan who got sick and tired of the Miley Cyrus wanna be bitch and ran her ass down. Oh but the car mirror just smacks into her elbow...? And the car just HAPPENS to be the car belonging to Leslie Stone? Give me a fucking break, ugh! Emily tells Sara she's gonna lift her off her feet and take her to Thailand, which Sara thinks she's being fucking delusional(you're not the only one, Sara) and that her mom wouldn't allow her to leave the country(if she even has a mother...)

BEEP BEEEP, I'm gonna get you, Hanna! Kisses, -A

With twelve minutes left of this episode, we're taken to the Science Lab of Leslie Stone. While the girls are looking for clues to who Leslie built the underground Dollhouse, the girls are making stupid and pointless chit chat. Oh goody, Ezra stopped by at Aria's. While Sparia is having a conversation, Hanna comes to the creepy realization that she's making shit beep now. While Spencer is slowly realizing what the fuck is up, Hanna deliver's a HILARIOUS quote to the episode,

Hanna: Wait why am I beeping!? I haven't even stolen anything, yet!

LMFAO I love her lines!! And I love how she added the "yet" indicating she really is going to steal something from this place. I love her!! 

What I love about this episode(yeah I know it's ironic considering I dreaded doing this recap) is that the girls keeps bringing up everything A has done in the past. Jumping off of buildings, sicked snakes on Spencer, sicked a horse on whoever went to the ranch... Was that Hanna and Spencer? Or someone? I forgot. And more and more things. The girls increase their search in order to take down Leslie Stone for good. 

Back at the Brew, Emily cries and whines to Nicole saying she just can't leave Sara behind. Give me a mother fucking break, Emily! How do you know Sara's life at home really sucks?! Did you talk to her mother?! Did she give you all the answers?! Basically this scene is just a way to make Emily relevant without even being relevant. All because they decided to shove Sara Harvey in our fucking faces, Emily has to suffer and not join her real friends in the search for A. Speaking of real friends, can Clair, Avery, and Tina PLEASE come back to Rosewood?! Even though... Claire does... but STILL! UGH!!! I can't stand this Sara bitch!!!

Back at the labs, there are a lot of animals in cages. Hanna is looking around at the horror that is in front of her. Suddenly Hanna pulls a stupid by releasing a ton of animals loose from their cages, including a fucking RACCOON! I fucking HATE those things, and Hanna lets one out?! Spencer catches her, but it's too late because the Raccoon walks out of its cage and almost eats Aria alive who had no idea it was released! While Spencer is using Hanna's Cheetos(which are her dinner) to get the Coon back in its cage, a fucking RAT hops onto Aria's shoulder and I have to give it to Lucy Hale for actually allowing such a thing to climb onto her shoulder! EWWW! After the lights goes out and everything thinks they're busted for breaking in... Mona comes into the scenes!! OMG IT'S MONA!! Who wasn't in the entire episode until just now. Huh. 

The three Liar's are confronting Mona with all of Leslie's lies when it's learned that even though Leslie knew Bethany Young, she's never heard of Charles DiLaurentis. And Charles and Bethany escaped Radley on the same night. So Charles was in Radley when Bethany was in Radley on the night of Alison's disappearance even though it was revealed Charles died in Radley when he was fifteen. Wow, so confusing... But of course this was answered immediately after because Charles really was dead, right? Showing the medication files to Mona, she reveals it was sham! The medication they had Charles on would never allow him to donate his liver. Suddenly the cops shows up and almost busts the Liars and Hanna comes face to face with a rat... both Ew and LOL all at the same time... haha. 

Daddy D is gonna find his Dead Not So Dead Son!

Apparently Kenneth is trying to track down any doctor who had anything to do with his dead son Charles. Poor Kenneth is now being haunted by the fact Charles is back from the dead and is out to kill Alison once and for all. If I were you, Daddy D, I would get the fuck out of there before Charles kills you and Ali and Jason. 

At Emily's, Hanna is getting her up to date on Charles and the chips. It's finally revealed(not that it wasn't obvious or anything) that Leslie was just a red herring and Charles is alive and out to kill everyone in Rosewood. Come out, come out wherever you are, Charlie D. 

Spencer attends an AA meeting where Dean is clearly absent. Where are you Dean? Still being an obsessive and clingy little creep? 

Aria goes to the Brew only to see Ezra laughing and getting along with Emily's Bestie Nicole. Is Ezra finally moving on away from Aria? Will Ezria get back together for the trillionth time in the PLL timeline or is Aria gonna get in the first mans bed she sees? It wouldn't be the first time... 

Then Emily comes home and searches for a chip in Sara's neck, but then they kiss which wasn't obvious at all or anything... Ugh, why can't Emily be with a decent chick that isn't Sara or Maya or Paige? God damn... 

Then Kenneth is seen at Carols digging up his Not So Dead sons grave. The card he got from Charles is finally revealed and it's clear Charles is out for pure blood. Get your party hats and favors, Readers, because I predict this birthday party is going to be a bloodbath. 

Don't forget to comment and I'll be sure to dish out the recap for O Brother, Where Art Though!

Kisses!

-K